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Tonight on Crouter 911.

I don't think Joe Biden knows what he's doing. A physically inappropriate politician.

He's at the point where he grows every person that walks by.

Reeks havoc on the lives of his voters.

Joe!

At first I thought it was cool, but then he started kissing my neck and sniffing.

No! Right!

This Joe Biden was clearly out of control.

And it was time for someone to do something about it.

Quarter person of color Garrett and his coworker Maddie have been dealing with a politician

with no respect for boundaries or personal space.

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