Hello! Today we're going to show you the proper way to vote. It's as easy as 1, 2, 3.

Step 1. Make sure you have a proper identification card, such as a driver's license.

Step 2. Make sure it is a very official ballot. You don't want it to be a fake.

Make sure it's official. Not fake.

And number 3 and possibly the most important step. Make sure you are not dead.

That's right. Check your pulse and make sure you're alive.

Pinch yourself. Anything you need to do to make sure you are mortal.

Alright? Other than that, there's not much you need to do.

And if you vote Democrat, go ahead and don't follow any of these steps.

The contentious relationship between YouTube and Grouder has been heating up in this country.

All people are equal before the law. But in a few short years, all people around the globe were electrified to learn that what Vox dreamed of but could not accomplish came to a thundering realization with YouTube's lightning-like targeting of conservative voices.

This show, Mud Club and its viewers are linked together in their cause against big technology.

And their crib will defend to the death. You're right to free speech fighting for the cause like good comrades to the utmost of our strength.

Mud Club shall go on to the end. We shall fight on the YouTube's.

We shall fight on the Twitter's and the Instagram's. We shall fight with unlaboring confidence and growing strength even in the face of demonetization.

We shall defend every channel, whatever the cost may be. We shall fight against the liberal media.

We shall fight in the quarantine reddit. We shall fight in the young tax comment section. We shall fight at the TED talks. We shall fight with our retweets and our likes.

And we shall fight with all our chance and with every irritating distasteful sketch. And we shall never ever surrender.

And if, which I do not, for a moment believe, this show and its supporters were subjugated or shadow-banned in all mud club, beyond all YouTube, armed and guarded by the half-Asian people.

And if, by the half-Asian fracking, we'll carry on the struggle until in God's good time, the good free online world with all its power and might.

Step 4 to the rescue and liberation of the cancels.

Break the grip of the YouTube Gestapo and join it ladder with crowded.com slash bug club today.

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