Crouching Tiger | This Past Weekend #257

This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

Theo Von

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4.8 • 24.2K Ratings

🗓️ 30 January 2020

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Theo recaps his tour through Europe, and responds to some listener voicemails.

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0:00.0	Oh right, oh right.
0:08.3	Today's episode is brought to you by Greyblock Pizza.
0:11.7	Greyblock Pizza at 1811 Pico Boulevard on the way to the beach.
0:17.1	Greyblock get that hitter.
0:21.1	Denver baby back from Denver.
0:26.9	And they call it, some people call it Denver, you know, like they got more men over there.
0:34.8	But I saw a good, I definitely saw a decent gaggle of mountain kitten, you know, kind
0:42.8	of just skimming about.
0:46.2	I saw a lot of beautiful, wow, seem like a lot of beautiful women over there.
0:50.0	I mean, a lot of them were at a distance could have been, you know, transvestites are
0:56.7	wigged men.
0:59.6	And there are a lot of wigged men out there.
1:03.5	A lot of wonderful people visited the shows, a lot of hill people, a lot of mountainers,
1:09.2	you know, you can, you know, you see a lot of people come down, they got different furs
1:15.9	on them, different in Denver.
1:18.6	You don't know, sometimes you'll see, you'll be petting something and you'll think it's
1:23.3	a great dain and then it'll kind of lift up and it's got a Starbucks and it's some
1:27.6	fella, maybe some fella named Randy or something, he just had on a fur.
1:31.9	You know, you see a lot of crouching randies or crouching tigers hit him randies, you
1:41.5	know, you think something, it's like, oh, there's a sheep and it's, oh, that's Vanessa.
1:45.7	She was just bending down, picking up something, she dropped her phone because people wear
1:50.6	exotic furs, a lot of sheep, a lot of, um, seal, you'll see somebody wearing seal fur,
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