Crotchless and Crack Out

Brooke and Connor Make A Podcast

TMG Studios

Relationships, Leisure, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.9 • 3.5K Ratings

🗓️ 11 September 2025

⏱️ 69 minutes

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SUBSCRIBE TO THE BNC CHANNEL: https://bit.ly/45Pspyl Ad Free & Bonus Episodes: https://bit.ly/3OZxwpr MERCH: https://shoptmgstudios.com This week, Brooke and Connor are in the big apple together to talk about their humiliation ritual, going crotchless for Doritos, and Mr. Fantasy’s sex appeal. Plus, Connor gives an interesting update on his eczema journey and Brooke is feeling soooo sick. Join our Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/groups/5356639204457124/ Go to https://GladePumpkinDebate.com, enter your funniest pumpkin roast—yours or one you’ve heard—and unlock $3 off on the entire Glade Falliday collection. Shop bras and underwear at https://SKIMS.com/bnc Go to https://davidprotein.com/BNC to buy four cartons and get the fifth free! Get $28 off your first month of https://nuuly.com when you sign up with the code bnc B+C IG: https://www.instagram.com/bncmap/ B+C Twitter: https://twitter.com/bncmap TMG Studios YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tinymeatgang TMG Studios IG: https://www.instagram.com/realtmgstudios/ TMG Studios Twitter: https://twitter.com/realtmgstudios BROOKE https://www.instagram.com/brookeaverick https://twitter.com/ladyefron https://www.tiktok.com/@ladyefron CONNOR https://www.instagram.com/fibula/ https://twitter.com/fibulaa https://www.tiktok.com/@fibulaa Hosted by Brooke Averick & Connor Wood, Created by TMG Studios, Brooke Averick & Connor Wood, and Produced by TMG Studios, Brooke Averick & Connor Wood. Chapters: 0:00 Happy Birthday Fibula! 0:44 Intro 1:03 In The Big Apple Together 3:35 VMAs Humiliation Ritual 8:05 Surviving The Red Carpet 10:25 BNCMA Commercial 13:37 Celebrating Gabi’s 21st 17:45 Sombr’s Lyrics 19:17 Glade 20:57 Skims 22:17 Are You Listening? 24:29 Sombr Deep Dive 28:48 Strutting Down NYC Streets 30:00 Connor’s Eczema Update 32:28 The Kids Are On TikTok 33:57 Mr. Fantasy Is Sexy 40:07 David Protein 41:49 Nuuly 44:29 Glade’s Falliday Hot Takes 51:43 Glen Powell’s Photoshoot 53:23 In Vogue 54:57 The New Wuthering Heights 56:35 Lower The Freaking Stakes 58:40 Brooke’s WYR Question 1:02:50 You Have A Fat Ass Too?1:07:14 See You In Bonus!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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1:35.3	Hi guys. Really quickly before we start the episode, I had actually, or we, me and Connor, had
1:41.7	recorded the whole episode without me realizing that the episode is actually going to come out on the big day, on Connor's birthday. So I wanted to take this
1:49.5	time to say happy, happy, happy, happy, happy birthday to a good, good best friend of mine and
1:56.7	the most amazing co-host, Connor W. What a light in my life you are. Love, light, an amazing person.
2:05.0	A massively amazing person. Happy birthday, My Love Bucket. And we are going to celebrate big in a few weeks when he is in the studio in person.
2:14.0	But for now, I just wanted to say, happy freaking birthday. What a man you've become.
2:38.3	Let's take it from the top.
2:40.0	Hey guys. Welcome back to Brooke and Connor makeup podcast.
2:42.5	I'm Brooke.
2:43.4	I'm Connor.
2:44.4	We are in my house.
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