Crossing Lines

The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly

SiriusXM

Robert Kelly, Comedy, Comedy Interviews, Jay Oakerson

4.7 • 3.7K Ratings

🗓️ 3 August 2020

⏱️ 29 minutes

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Summary

Whether it was pure misunderstanding or something much darker we’ll never know, but a hypothetical from Jay caused an eruption on The Bonfire. Inspired by actor and diet icon Peter Deluise, Jay and Dan are on Day One of their Slim Fast Diet and things are off to a rocky start. Dan and Jay plan for death.

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0:00.0	You're listening to Comedy Central!
0:02.7	BAM!
0:03.7	Hey, I'm Big J. Operson.
0:06.2	And I'm Dan Soder, and you're listening to the Best of the Bond Fire.
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0:27.1	Crackle Crackle Camper's, It's Your Boy, Black Tiger, Black Lou, and Welcome to the
0:32.2	Bond Fire's Best of the Week.
0:34.2	Whether it was pure misunderstanding or something much darker, we'll never know.
0:38.2	What we do know is a hypothetical question from Jay causing a ruption on the Bond Fire.
0:43.6	One not soon to be forgotten.
0:45.1	I'm pretty sure it's real, and this woman talks about the health benefits of come.
0:51.4	And she like shows you how it helps your skin.
0:55.8	And she just, and it's fucking crazy.
0:57.7	The crazy she is, is it's not like, she's got her titties out and everything, but it's
1:01.8	not like a sexy way of like, I love come.
1:05.4	She's like, British or Australian, and she's like, my boyfriend drops off his common,
1:09.2	a little bit of thing right here.
1:10.6	And I'm going to pour you to my shake, and you're like, oh my god, to show it is thick,
1:16.7	lumpy nut.
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