CrossFit Games Update Show
The Sevan Podcast
Sevan Matossian
4.6 • 720 Ratings
🗓️ 7 March 2026
⏱️ 93 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | have if you were carrying a gun would you rather have it pointed at your junk or your heart |
| 0:04.0 | your junk yeah me too but why would it be pointed at your heart ever i'd rather i don't know i |
| 0:12.0 | don't know if you had like a gun hidden in a holster here in your chest i don't know i don't |
| 0:16.0 | point it pointed up like this you can't do like the chest harness where it points right. Yeah. Oh, yeah. The old necklace poster. It's like those GoPro mouths that they have dogs use where they just put it in their mouth and carry it around like that. That's how I carry my gun around. Do they really have that? Yeah. Oh, that's cool. Yes, they do. You get Dave to make you one. TDC mercantile. They can make you. A leather mouth holster for your gun. 11. Yeah. Like a bridle, like a horse bridle. Yeah. Bam, we're live, Bryson and Del Monte. Sentinel Training. Taylor Self Sentinel Training. Level three. Clay Butler, 19 muscle ups. |
| 0:55.5 | Let's fucking go. Nice, Clay. You're a beast. Sean Mack, RDT, CrossFit in the house. Ooh, ooh. By the way, the other day, remember when I had to postpone the show because I'd take a shit and I didn't know it was wrong with my stomach? after the show was done, I went, yeah, I ate a bag of prunes. |
| 1:12.3 | It's so funny that I could eat a bag and I didn't know what was wrong with my stomach. After the show was done, I went, yeah, I ate a bag of prunes. |
| 1:12.3 | It's so funny that I could eat a bag of prunes and forget that. I had a bag of prunes and two cans of tuna. Wow, I beat a girl. I beat a girl. Don't do that to me. Don't fucking do that. Of course I beat a girl. Thank you. Yeah. Holy shit. Don't do that. Don't do that. |
| 1:28.6 | I'm redoing too. I'm redoing. I've heard some good times and they're not much faster than me. When I finished that workout on Thursday, I was like, hmm, I could probably go 20 to 40 seconds faster. If I do that, I'm setting a world record. Did you see the 517? I sent you on Instagram. Is that real? 517. That can't be real. I don't believe it. Yeah, but he showed his last snatches, and then he goes straight up into the rings and does him unbroken. Can you show me that? Yeah, let me find it. Send me like, okay, because and that's a good way to start the show |
| 2:00.9 | In first place right now, just after one day, |
| 2:03.6 | we have Lucy Campbell, Amy Kringle, Reese Littlewood, |
| 2:06.9 | one, two, three. |
| 2:09.0 | No. |
| 2:10.2 | Any reason they shouldn't be posting these? |
| 2:12.9 | Reese Littlewood, no, 736. |
| 2:15.0 | The only message that I have from you, Bryson, is a color bar that goes from rose pink to mauve, to latte, to maple, to sepia, to go to midnight. |
| 2:26.4 | And it says, what color is your stink portal? |
| 2:29.6 | Yeah, I was wondering. |
| 2:30.8 | Okay. |
| 2:33.0 | Okay. |
| 2:33.8 | So, Sean. I said it to you and Colton. Okay. Okay. So, Sean, any reason why Reese Littlewood shouldn't be posting, |
| 2:41.0 | she has gaining his potential. Any reason they shouldn't be posting? I understand Lucy and Amy have to. |
| 2:46.0 | Miram von Roar has to, but any reason Reese shouldn't or should? I saw mayhem put up a video uh or at least like a |
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