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The Sevan Podcast

CrossFit Games Update Show w/ Colten Mertens

The Sevan Podcast

Sevan Matossian

Education, Self-improvement

4.6721 Ratings

🗓️ 1 September 2025

⏱️ 107 minutes

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0:00.0

damn son we're live we're live with the fittest pigger on earth colton mertons where my pigers

0:09.2

at oh my god damn that's crazy dude that's crazy that i that damn unlocked sevon unlocked

0:20.1

everyone basically that i don't know um I don't even know um I don't

0:26.2

even know who won they don't have winners it's a season yeah bro no you get paid for your

0:35.0

placement right colton yeah

0:37.7

all right more of this

0:39.9

hold on let me look don't anyone tell me i i watch the final events

0:44.6

but uh since they don't tell you the weights or the times or the times to be

0:50.3

i don't think they reminded us once that you had the time to beat or what the time was when the final heat went.

0:56.7

It's because you said the F word, bro, you know, watch her language.

1:00.7

Can you believe that?

1:02.1

Did you see what he did after his clean?

1:04.6

That was crazy.

1:06.1

They need to find him.

1:07.6

I didn't see what he did.

1:09.4

He grabbed his sack.

1:13.4

Oh, like a check this out? Yeah. Oh,'t see what he did. He grabbed his sack. Oh, like a, like a check this out.

1:19.2

Yeah. Yeah. Oh, it wasn't like a adjust it. It was like a check it out. It is part of his celebration.

1:25.4

Wow. And Froney did that before every workout. Who used to say Hatfield can't do it after every workout.

1:29.0

Wow. Do you remember that? Always at the games, Froney would be setting up in his lane, the camera would be on him and he'd give his

1:33.2

fucking dick to like the flick, like to move it around. Well, that's what you do when you have a wiener

1:38.3

that's sometimes like when you get really sweaty and it shrinks down, it goes in a little bit.

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