Crosses left on the doorstep, egg all over his shirt & the Phantom Drury Effect

For Our Sins: The Clichés Pod Archive

The Athletic

Soccer,, Sports

4.8 • 538 Ratings

🗓️ 22 May 2023

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

The Athletic's Adam Hurrey is joined by Charlie Eccleshare and David Walker for the Adjudication Panel. On the agenda: What type of goal is the most "still had work to do" goal possible, the No 1 religious reference to deploy during a live TV commentary, the greatest recorded example of something other than a goal being "cheered like a goal", ambient household noise and the "Phantom Drury Effect", and the lowest-profile footballer who could end up on a celebrity reality TV show.

Meanwhile, the panel examine a US term for a goalkeeper spilling a low cross in their own six-yard box, while Charlie's Premier League Years memory skills go beyond parody.

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0:00.0	The Athletic.
0:05.2	I'm sorry, you can sit there and look and play with all your silly machines as much as you like.
0:10.4	Is Gas going to have a crack?
0:12.2	He is, you know.
0:13.0	Oh, he fell!
0:15.6	Brilliant!
0:18.8	He's round the goalkeeper!
0:21.1	He's done it!
0:22.6	Absolutely incredible!
0:24.6	He launched himself six feet into the crowd and Kung Fu kicked a supporter who was eyewit without a shadow of and out giving him lip.
0:35.6	Oh I say!
0:36.6	It's amazing.
0:38.4	It does it tame and tame and tame again.
0:41.4	Frank up the music, charge a glass.
0:45.3	This nation is going to dance all night.
0:48.9	What kind of goal is the most still had work to do goal possible?
0:53.0	The Americans might have found a snappier term for a goalkeeper spilling a low cross.
0:57.5	Charlie Eccleshare's insane Premier League year's memory goes beyond parody.
1:01.7	Finally, something people say was cheered like a goal actually was cheered like a goal.
1:06.6	Ambient household noise and the phantom drury effect.
1:09.3	And Richard Keyes undressing himself on the shop
1:11.8	floor of a barkshire menswear store 1994 brought to your ears by the athletic this is football
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