You're listening to the Sans Pants Network. Hey everyone, welcome to this week's episode of Shut Up a Second. I'm Cass Hayden's here. Hello, yes I am. And today we are joined by the wonderful world-class comedian Grace Jarvis. Hello, thank you for having me. We don't usually clap. I don't know why I felt the need to clap, but there you go. Because she's world class. Of course. Yeah, you said world class. I'm like, oh my God, I should be clapping. I don't know if there's a governmental body distinguishing who's world class or not. Have you played at other places in the world that aren't Australia? Yes. World class. Yeah, that's world class. And today's topic is crop circles.

If you got to draw circles,

like you got to do any shape, what are you doing?

I mean, circles are pretty good. Yeah, I'd say... I mean, my first thought is dick and nuts, but that's because I'm very immature. That's a lot of circles, though. There's mostly circles. It's round edges. You'd struggle with an oblong of any kind. Who's getting that corner right, you know? Wait, which corner are you talking about that? It's in like a right angle or any sort of hard angle. Hard angle, it's tricky. Like doing like a star? Oh, I see what you say. Okay, yeah. I don't understand what you're saying. You're saying to me, what right angle does a dick and nuts have? It doesn't. This is what I'm saying.

It has none.

Wait, is it making it easier or harder?

It makes it easier because it's all round edges.

That's what I'm saying.

It's like 30 seconds in. I've lost it already.

There's a reason the NASCAR lines.

NASCAR lines?

Yeah, NASCAR lines.

Yeah, another ones.

There's a reason they don't have any squares.

Yeah, right.

It's like curvy little chickens and stuff.

Yeah, like a spaceman.

They're like these lines in the desert.

They were put there ages and ages ago.

There were a bit of a mystery for a while.

I can't remember how the mystery worked out, but I think they figured it out.

But basically the air and stuff was so arid.

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