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Hysteria 51

ForthHand Media

Conspiracy, History, Supernatural, Aliens, True Crime, Paranormal, Comedy, Science

4.4 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 12 June 2017

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

All around the world mysterious circles, patterns, and shapes have appeared in farmer’s crops for decades, if not centuries. But what are they? Could alien life be communicating with us? Does the Earth hold untold mysteries that create the phenomena in the fields? Or, are there just a bunch of jerks out there that like stomping down the crops of these poor farmers? Plus, are aliens actually just searching for the Beatles? Is the Church of the Dude an actual church? And another edition of British Announcer Guy and Conspiracy Bot (now formally called Bag & Bot!). All of that and more on the podcast that is available to do weddings – Hysteria 51.

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0:00.0	The following is the fourth hand production.
0:02.8	They say, I'm disturbed.
0:04.8	From city to city an incredible hysterical panic spread.
0:07.6	I think we're getting into a weird area here.
0:10.8	We use jubly foolsools, I'm not crazy.
0:13.0	This hysteria.
0:15.0	You can't handle the truth.
0:17.0	Strain is gone.
0:19.0	This is hysteria 51.
0:22.0	And here.
0:24.0	The truth is out there.
0:25.0	It's alive.
0:26.0	But you won't find it here.
0:28.0	They're coming for you.
0:30.0	Look, there comes one of them now. Welcome in Hysteria Nation to the podcast that apparently isn't doing produced intros anymore.
0:43.0	Hysteria 51.
0:44.4	Screw that stupid robot, John.
0:46.4	This is why we can't have nice things.
0:48.5	This is why we can't have nice things.
0:51.0	Well, we'll get into that in a minute.
0:53.9	Broadcasting from the lower fourth dimension, otherwise known as Chicago.
0:57.3	I'm your host on this apparently turbulent ride.
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