Welcome to the shutdown full cast.

That's right.

The internet's only college football podcast, churning through the off season.

Even though there's like absolutely no actual football to talk about, that's never stopped

us.

If you're listening to us for the first time, what are you doing?

Just just what dark path have you set down is what I ask.

Jason, if somebody were listening to this for the first time, what would you tell them

if anything to help their God for second soul?

I'd say first of all, you need to know that the first question any host receives from

Spencer will be basically the opposite of what was discussed two to three minutes before

we began the recording of the show.

Because in fact, the first question was not going to go to me at all.

In fact, it was going to go to someone else.

So I would tell the listener to be prepared for that.

I think that first question, if I can consult my notes here for a moment, which I definitely

have on a piece of paper in front of me, I think that first question was going to go

to internet deal maker, travel enthusiast and expert in persario.

There I say, I can say this with absolute clarity.

Florida states most accomplished alum period.

Recruiting expert, I think world class cat Wrangler, but Elliot, but I think the first

question was supposed to be before we ask you a whole bunch of other stuff about national

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