4.5 • 603 Ratings
🗓️ 12 April 2023
⏱️ 69 minutes
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The children are establishing dominance at Starbucks again. A monumental episode of "Succession" has the world raving. The boys are cooking up some hockey projects that will soon be debuted. DJ releases new music with a fun track called "Baseball Manager." Finally, a review of 'The Super Mario Bros. Movie' and its big Brunch Score.
(00:00) Office hours
(09:16) Succession (Spoilers)
(17:40) Babbel ad
(21:30) Succession cont. (Spoilers)
(39:40) Hockey update
(44:22) Baseball talk
(48:46) “Baseball Manager” music video
(54:47) 'Super Mario Bros.' review
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0:00.0 | But like we did that with The Walking Dead, which I think like it did, we didn't respect people that watched The Walking Dead. |
0:06.4 | Good way of putting in it. |
0:07.1 | We respect people that watch Succession. |
0:09.2 | Bruch! |
0:09.6 | Hit it, boys! More children at Starbucks, man. |
0:28.1 | Oh, you hate to hear it. |
0:29.5 | Like, 100% children, walked in, table full of children. |
0:34.3 | The, where I normally sit was occupied by children. |
0:39.4 | And what are we talking? What's the age group of children? Are we talking teenagers? Are we talking like youths? I'm clocking them at 13 years old. |
0:47.8 | Every child that was there was 13 years old. That is. Too young to be hanging out of Starbucks. |
0:52.0 | I don't get it. And they were screaming. They were. That's what children do. They were seriously, they were like having a birthday party. They were like running around screaming and throwing shit at each other. I mean, we're going to talk about the Mario movie. At the end of this episode, we have a review coming up. But my experience with the Mario movie was, I think, vastly different from yours. |
1:12.4 | I went to a packed theater on a Friday morning. We talked about how much we love morning showings |
1:17.3 | of movies that just don't exist anymore. They did this past Friday when the Mario movie came out, |
1:21.8 | because number one, it was good Friday. So a movie opened up early, and number two, I think it was the opening night, or maybe like the third day, because I think it may be opened up early and number two, I think it was the opening night or maybe like the third day because I think it may be opened up on a Wednesday. |
1:32.7 | But it was packed, like literally packed and just jam full of kids. |
1:37.3 | Well behaved. |
1:38.4 | So like kids these days more well behaved inside a movie theater than inside a Starbucks. |
1:43.6 | Good amount of kids when I went. |
1:46.7 | I'm sure our Mario review will feature me lamenting how scary it was for these poor children. |
1:54.9 | All these dark, scary scenes with bad guys and everything. |
1:59.8 | And like, I've like never been scared, that scared, playing a Mario video game. You've ever been playing a Mario video game and you're like, you know what? It's awfully late. I shouldn't be playing at this hour. I'm going to have night there. Can't say that's happened to me. There were a couple of moments in that movie where I was like, if I were like a year or two younger, I would not be, or maybe even if I had a little more coffee before this. |
2:20.1 | Yeah. |
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