Croissantroversy, Jurassic Parked and Jenna's Cheerleading Journal

Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend

Alison Rosen

Funny, Comic, Interviews, Women, Celebrity, Grief, Psychology, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.6 • 6.5K Ratings

🗓️ 20 October 2016

⏱️ 99 minutes

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Summary

You may be under the impression we put the "how do you pronounce croissant" debate to bed. You're wrong! Plus Alison visits a nutritionist, Jensen Karp gets stuck on the Jurassic Park ride and Jenna reads a journal entry from when she was a young cheerleader. Plus Daniel's impression of a ventriloquist, Frasier, more Blue Man Group talk, Broadchurch, a rant on Pico de Gallo, #SnackChat involving treats from Croatia, a round of Just Me Or Everyone and an adoptable dog named Akli.

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0:00.0	And now, live from Diving Room Studios in Hollywood, California, it's Thursday on the
0:05.6	Allison Rosen as your new best friend, Joe.
0:07.7	Tonight, Allison welcomes her guest.
0:09.7	She's a comedian in the kind of gal who prefers corn dogs to corn mazes and a blue man onion
0:14.0	to the blue man group.
0:15.2	It's Genochim Jones.
0:16.4	He's a serious man who doesn't have time for your silly fantasy stories unless it involves
0:21.6	French speaking acrobats in a magical land of floating carousel horses and half naked
0:25.9	aquatic zebras.
0:26.9	Then he's all in, baby.
0:29.0	He's Alan Moss.
0:30.0	And he's a writer and comedian who, when he was a kid, wants kiss Ronald McDonald on
0:34.2	the lips.
0:35.2	But before you laugh, that was a different time.
0:37.4	Before clowns were creepy and murderous and just like an innocent smoochy smooch who
0:40.7	the kid every now and then is Jensen Carp.
0:43.6	Jeff Jeff is here to dump his gravy all over your biscuits.
0:46.6	I'm a husband Daniel and I better use some tic tacs just in case I start kissing all
0:50.3	of you.
0:51.3	Say in hop on board the love bus and say hello to your new best friend, Allison Rosen.
0:55.7	Hello, my little pumpkin spice Cheerios.
1:20.9	It's me Allison.
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