And now, Decoder Ring Theater presents the adventures of a line of heroes, villains, grifters, and rogues,

a patriarchy of noble idealists and slick opportunists, a family of brave soldiers and brazen smugglers,

each leaving his mark on history.

From the pages of the award-winning graphic novel series comes the Crogan Adventures.

This episode, The Devil's Grotto.

Let me see it.

No, it's mine.

Dad, Corey's got a Super Pro K-O guy.

Don't be such a tail-tale!

Don't be such a toy hog.

Corey, where did you get that toy?

I thought they were allowed to watch Super Pro.

They are, but he was asking for it at the store, and I didn't buy it for him. Did you? No, I got him that sea monkey kit that's still sitting in the box. Where did you get it, Corey? If you took it from somewhere... Nolan gave it to me. He traded it. Corey, you know you're not allowed to trade. But Eric's allowed to trade. He trades cards like every lunchtime.

Eric and his friends are old enough to understand the value of what they're trading. You aren't.

That's an expensive toy. I bet Nolan's parents wouldn't be happy that he traded it.

No, it's fine. They don't care. Remember when you gave somebody that model your granddad made?

That was like two years ago.

Everybody still treats me like I'm a baby.

Anyway, I traded him my mega-go-go-robot, and it doesn't work anyway.

I'm totally old enough to make good trades.

That doesn't sound like a good trade for Nolan.

Nolan's older than I am. It's his deal if he wants a mega-go-ro-robot that doesn't sound like a good trade for Nolan. Nolan's older than I am.

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