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The Smartest Man in the World

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The Smartest Man in the World

Greg Proops

Comedy

4.62.5K Ratings

🗓️ 29 December 2023

⏱️ 89 minutes

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Summary

Live from the The Punchline in San Francisco, Greg cracks on Cookie Bear, A Christmas Carol and Cormac McCarthy.

Transcript

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0:00.0

The We do it. There was a comedy club. We started the show by the way. Usually there's an intro

0:27.8

that I don't get to shit tonight. We're just gonna be at this.

0:30.3

Merry Christmas by the way. And happy Boxing Day and happy Hanukkah for the Guansa.

0:37.0

I don't want to leave any.

0:38.0

It's a wonderful, it's the most wonderful time of you and I know because Andy Williams told me and no one remembers

0:46.0

anyway. He was a white guy and he had a TV show that ran for 400 years during the White People

0:52.4

era and the Earth was ran for 400 years during the White People era.

0:53.0

And the earth was still a swirling ball of glass

0:56.5

and white guys wore sweaters.

0:58.4

And he introduced America to the Osmond brothers.

1:01.6

If you want to know what Andy Williams,

1:03.7

being a lot of you have gone quiet again.

1:05.4

Who are these Osmond brothers?

1:07.5

Again, there was a period of history where white people weren't the same outfit did a thing.

1:15.0

It hasn't ended, by the way.

1:18.0

Because a lot of you are like, that's still happening.

1:21.0

I know.

1:22.0

But it happened a lot more then. And the end of the mascot on

1:26.6

Andy Williams comedy show was called Kiki Bear and it was a bear I feel as if I'm alone in space floating away from the last refuge that I knew before the Carl aliens attack this system.

1:43.0

And as my ship recedes into the distance and the pod of words behind me,

1:48.0

I hear the last three listeners in Wyoming tuning out.

1:52.0

As the San Francisco crowd draws to a close earlier,

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