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Warm, help me through the star.

But with all that we've been through, after all this lunch, you know, I'm sitting on the couch, I'm watching MASH, I'm minding my own business, flipping through Twitter.

And I'm like, okay, I've got a pretty good idea how I want the show to go today, you know, what I want to talk about, how I want to talk about it.

And then, you know, poof, things just start happening.

And I'm like, okay, well, you know, etch-a-sketch this.

Let's start out from scratch. Welcome to the hot seat, everybody. You know, apparently Donald Trump

has signed more executive orders. Jasmine Crockett has just been, had charges filed on her for

assault and battery of a reporter. The DOD uses the app signal, big surprise there,

which I've got a lot of info about that,

and your calls and your emails.

But most importantly, most importantly,

I was going to be a total jackass,

like a total jackass, and just be eating tacos right now for Taco Tuesdays.

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