Crocheting A Shit Scarf / Feeding Your Kids Trough Style

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Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Society & Culture, Relationships, Personal Journals, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 22 July 2023

⏱️ 51 minutes

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On Today’s Show: Follow me on Threads (until I am banned!) 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:44:16.51 Bestiality Vs. Working The Cobalt Mines 00:04:30:08.23 Mobility Mary Shares Her Political Opinions At Walmart 00:09:10:24.15 How To Knit A Shit Scarf 00:13:32:12.32 Entitled Bitch Is Always Late. Somehow That’s Our Problem 00:19:13:10.10 The Worst Woman To Interview About Human Trafficking 00:25:11:11.15 Every Sovereign Citizen Has His Price 00:30:00:00.03 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 00:31:37:19.78 Pooping On A Tourist’s Face 00:34:42:04.19 Feeding Your Litter Of Children […]

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0:00.0	Hey, Freaks, it's Saturday, July 22nd, 2023, coming up on the program today, crocheting
0:06.0	a shitscar.
0:07.0	Plus, an entitled Tiktard won special work accommodations for always being late.
0:12.2	When you say you're not a child predator in a way that lets us know you're a child predator
0:16.6	and the best hot spots in Europe to take a shit on tourists.
0:30.0	That's jamu.
0:31.0	No, I'm not some sort of fucking nut.
0:36.5	I ended up having to be down there at Park Station because I'm you.
0:42.9	So, well, I didn't do anything to sleep, I'm ready to do that.
0:51.7	So, now, they're going to have a ride, they have options for the food you work.
0:58.7	Now, they're going to have a ride, they're going to give you a ride.
1:04.7	They're going to give you a ride.
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