Critical Hit #794: New Monsters! (MWS01-E05)

Critical Hit: A Major Spoilers Real Play RPG Podcast

Stephen Schleicher

Dungeons And Dragons, Achtung Cthulhu, Major Spoilers, Real Play Podcast, Critical Hit, Gaming, Games, Pathfinder, Rpg Podcast, Role Playing Game, Wizards Of The Coast, Podcast About, Leisure, Dungeon Crawl, Call Of Cthulhu, Rpg

4.8 • 2.6K Ratings

🗓️ 25 July 2025

⏱️ 65 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

In this installment of Critical Hit, a Major Spoilers TTRPG podcast, the Monster Wranglers wrangle some monsters.

Character sheets and battle map images for this episode are available at Patreon.com/MajorSpoilers

Show your thanks to Major Spoilers for this episode by becoming a Major Spoilers Patron at Patreon.com/MajorSpoilers. It will help ensure Critical Hit continues far into the future!

Join our Discord server and chat with fellow Spoilerites! (https://discord.gg/jWF9BbF)

Contact us at [email protected] A big Thank You goes out to everyone who downloads, subscribes, listens, and supports this show. We really appreciate you taking the time to listen to our ramblings each week. Tell your friends about the podcast, get them to subscribe and, be sure to visit the Major Spoilers site for more.

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	Well, last we left our young regulars, they had decided to go off to search for some new monsters to make friends with.
0:19.0	Yeah, so they wandered off into the local woods.
0:25.5	I'd say you guys tromp through a bit.
0:29.2	Is there anything in particular you're looking out for?
0:33.2	How are we supposed to get paid money if we're out here hunting for our own monsters?
0:38.6	It's an investment.
0:40.7	Oh, okay.
0:44.5	Are we supposed to get better at helping people if we don't have more monsters that can do more stuff?
0:52.0	I'm not sure Snickers is going to like that.
0:55.0	Oh, that's all right.
0:56.4	If everything goes well,
0:59.0	monster fighting will not need to be involved.
1:02.0	Okay.
1:03.6	Toby seems like he's been studying up.
1:06.7	So watch him try to wrangle a monster.
1:09.7	And then if you want to, we can do that for you as well.
1:14.0	Okay.
1:14.8	And then if things go wrong, we dogpile the monster with the horrible power of our monsters.
1:21.2	But things won't go wrong.
1:22.8	They won't go wrong.
1:24.5	Okay.
1:25.9	Are you walking through this forest?
	...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Previous episode | Next episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Stephen Schleicher, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Stephen Schleicher and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.