Critical hit Punch Hall Motsies takes place in the early days of World War II and combines

high adventure with cosmic horror.

All dates, locations, and historical events are thrown out the window in order to create

a fun story.

So don't put too much thought into historical inaccuracies.

All accents are done poorly, but with love and no disrespect is intended.

Last time.

A-a-a-med.

You've brought us those who wish to make an offering to our order.

Do y'all really want to bring swords to a gunfight?

Shouldn't it come in with a pretty character?

Steven's gonna make sure you're completely deformed by the time we've got it.

Marches you, everybody off, in a wagon and takes you all off to the local constabulary.

The sun begins to set over the city of Cairo as you exit the police station.

The police took down all of your information and pointed you in the way, pointed you in

the direction of the cafe of kings.

They are holding nothing against you.

They do caution you that weapons are something that are not necessarily illegal, but certainly

frowned upon, but under the circumstances, they're going to allow you to keep your weapons

considering that you were attacked and who knows these gang may have other members roaming

the city and may now have a hit out on you.

Yeah.

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