Critical Hit #683: Mall Zombies (DFS02E17)
Critical Hit: A Major Spoilers Real Play RPG Podcast
Stephen Schleicher
4.9 • 2.6K Ratings
🗓️ 20 January 2023
⏱️ 104 minutes
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In this installment of Critical Hit, a Major Spoilers Real Play RPG Podcast: We will be able to fly our ship once we take care of all of these zombies!
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to Critical Hit a major spoilers podcast. Thank you so much for downloading and checking us out this week. |
| 0:13.6 | Kevin, you fed us zombies last time. |
| 0:17.6 | I think he said someone to zombies. |
| 0:22.9 | I mean, I think he fed us off. |
| 0:24.8 | Yeah, we we certainly tried to help him get fed zombies. That is nobody can prove that. |
| 0:31.8 | I mean, things happen. |
| 0:34.8 | Sure. I mean, I'm sure there are tapes. |
| 0:36.1 | It's it's on so much video. |
| 0:38.3 | Okay. There is no proof it from every I'll. |
| 0:42.3 | I'll try to where are we going, Kevin? |
| 0:46.6 | Well, you're headed hopefully to the squeaky clean because you guys are in the final race and may or even headed towards freedom. |
| 0:58.6 | Who knows, but you are outside the unexplored world of area. |
| 1:06.8 | So which has a strange atmosphere and lots of gravity metric disturbances and all of that. |
| 1:15.0 | But the time being you're actually on foot in a maze constructed to resemble the mall of Mayhem level of a popular video game. |
| 1:29.0 | And it's accurate down to the storms of zombies that are chasing you. |
| 1:36.0 | You are racing against team electrum, headed by win weasel who lost a member last time on critical hit. |
| 1:48.0 | When the brick got devoured at the very end of the previous episode. |
| 1:59.0 | And you was the prettiest. |
| 2:02.0 | There's also team brain power featuring Talos and team. |
| 2:12.0 | Yes, we have name who gave a spectacular performance with. |
| 2:21.0 | So you if you pull up rule 20, you should all have it and find yourselves on there. |
| 2:29.0 | You can see you're in this. |
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