Critical Hit #616: Dusk City Outlaws: The Kidnapping Job Part 2
Critical Hit: A Major Spoilers Real Play RPG Podcast
Stephen Schleicher
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🗓️ 27 August 2021
⏱️ 95 minutes
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The plan comes together perfectly on this installment of Critical Hit, a Major Spoilers Real Play Podcast! Ha! I'm kidding, the plan goes to poo pretty quickly - it is, after all, us...
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to Critical Hit of Major Spoilers, Plankass. Thank you for downloading and checking |
| 0:14.3 | us out this week. We are deep in it. The scheme is happening, Brad. Is it? The plan. |
| 0:21.9 | We're going to put it into action and see if it works. What is the plan? |
| 0:28.6 | Critical hit. Brad, why don't you, since you're the dawn of this mastermind of this thing, |
| 0:33.5 | why don't you give us a rundown of the plan for everybody who is coming in late to this party? |
| 0:38.0 | Okay. The plan is we are going to drug the target who is Juniper. |
| 0:50.8 | Yep. Right. Young Lord Juniper, who has entered into a chariot race. So we're going to drug him |
| 1:00.9 | and we're going to take him outside, go stash him somewhere, get a corpse that looks very |
| 1:09.0 | lively to take his place. Well, one of us gains control of a horse. Dumb how? |
| 1:14.0 | At which point his carriage will take a tumble off of a very dangerous bridge. We've got a |
| 1:25.8 | we got a ringer in the race to make sure that happens. At which point we will slip the |
| 1:34.8 | the the guy out of town and then we'll meet back at the Winchester and wait till this |
| 1:43.8 | four results to blow over. Sounds like a plan. I don't think so. |
| 1:51.8 | Okay. No. |
| 1:57.1 | In in leverage, you can definitely know that the plan is like back on if there's a complication |
| 2:02.2 | because you hear a shaker. So it's like, oh no. Yeah. And you start hearing like |
| 2:09.7 | it's like, oh snap. We're back on. And you forgot to say, let's go steal us a sion. |
| 2:18.8 | That's true. I did forget to say that, which is unfortunate. Is it? |
| 2:23.8 | Is it? Yeah, you know, it would have been nice. It would have been. |
| 2:27.0 | It's a golden gate bridge. All right. So it is it is the day of the race. I'm assuming you folks |
| 2:38.0 | want to do a legwork session here. Yeah. Which means five five more things. What do you want to |
| 2:48.0 | start? What do you want to get? I need to get a horse and carriage. Well, I will get him a |
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