Welcome to Critical Hit of Major Spoilers Podcast. Thank you so much for downloading and

checking us out this week, Kevin. Hopefully we've reached the top of the mountain.

Oh, I'd say you've reached your destination, at least within the R&D cube of Dr. and Scramble

Headquarters because last time there it is. Nice. You had had a nice conversation with Gordo,

the Moss Monster, evidently also known as Gardoshalin Primus, according to Mr. Blue,

and ooze. Scientists, it seems. Perhaps he is the creative that you guys have been searching for

at the behest of your Jabobnen corporate sponsors. Yes, but what color is his clean suit?

I do not have a clean suit. It is all blue protoplasm with no organs whatsoever. It does have

suitapods, but you know, Amu, you will get a life science check as a nat 20 as per your usual ability.

And unlike normally, I'm going to tell you, so go ahead and let me know what that number is.

It would be a 20 or excuse me, 35. Okay, so unlike normally, I'm not going to read this one allowed.

I'm instead going to chat to whisper it to you in roll 20. So have fun reading that for everybody

else. The lab is and I move for that matter. I still with strange equipment. There's a brilliant white

odd that's a little larger than Vangui that has its doors open to reveal dozens of extended needles

in a double helix design with colorful lights inside like an iron maiden decided by Steve Jobs

in a bad acid trip. There's a piece of optical equipment. You're pretty sure you last saw in your

nightmares, not to mention having seen the flying eyes around. There's a vat with some sort of

smoldering yellow green liquid that's giving off a mild caustic fume. And there's an operating table

that must have been designed by a sadistic giant spider dentist. Yeah. Other than that, just normal,

bio geneticist research lab. Other than that.

He wobbles in your direction and will say, I'm being held against my will and my creative

drive is harnessed by the foul corporate toads who run this place. Now tell me,

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