Hey, everyone, I have a question for you.

What is the last thing that goes through a bug's mind when it hits your windshield?

It's butt.

Yeah.

And I know what you're thinking right now, Stephen.

This is the quality dad joke type entertainment that we come to major spoilers and critical

hit for week after week, year after year for 15 plus years now.

And I just love that you guys are sending out these shows each and every week to us.

But I haven't supported you yet.

And I want to, but I'm still kind of on the fence about it.

What do you got for me?

Well dear listener, how about this?

When you become a patron at the five dollar a month level, you get an episode of critical

hit a week ahead of all of the non patron people.

So imagine this, you being a patron, know what next week's episode is all about or you've

listened to the episode before your non patron friends and you're sitting around listening

to it and you can scratch your tin and go, hmm, this sounds like a perfect time for a

gaggle of gremlins to come and attack the party.

And then all of a sudden, a gaggle of gremlins comes and attacks the party and you can sit

back and go, yeah, I saw it coming and your friends will be amazed.

Their minds will be blown.

That's just one of the things that you get at the five dollar level.

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