Critical Hit #584: Stage One: The Straightaway (DF S01-E007)
Critical Hit: A Major Spoilers Real Play RPG Podcast
Stephen Schleicher
4.9 • 2.6K Ratings
🗓️ 9 January 2021
⏱️ 89 minutes
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In this installment of Critical Hit – A Major Spoilers Podcast: Team Lizard Brain begins the race in last place, but quickly gain ground.
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to Critical Hit-A-Majors Boilers Podcast. |
| 0:12.2 | Thank you so much for downloading and checking us out this week. |
| 0:15.1 | Oh my gosh, I have been waiting an entire week to find out how Kevin is going to run our |
| 0:21.5 | first race. |
| 0:22.8 | Apparently, the first stage of a race that we're doing, Kevin, is that what's going on? |
| 0:27.5 | That's right. |
| 0:28.5 | This hour on the planet of Akaton, the red planet, Baron Wasteland, and you have three |
| 0:35.6 | rival teams set up, ready to go with their own custom vehicles, their own sponsors, |
| 0:42.8 | their own fans, their own weapons, and last time... |
| 0:48.2 | On Critical Hit. |
| 0:52.2 | You guys have gotten just to the starting line and the announcer were just about to tell |
| 0:58.7 | you that this was the time to kickstart your engines and go and the tension was thick |
| 1:07.3 | and you were about to start going forth on your first race on Driftors. |
| 1:13.2 | Let's do this. |
| 1:15.2 | So you have revved your engines, the announcer say, on your markets at go, and you are able |
| 1:23.8 | to tear off into your first race. |
| 1:27.4 | So, for some mechanics. |
| 1:30.5 | First of all, on the camera that we have, I'm going to outline which vehicle is which |
| 1:39.1 | so that you can track yourselves. |
| 1:41.9 | This large blocky, bulky vehicle off to the left is the Basilisk Team Rust Dragons, Big |
| 1:52.4 | Rig, it's super armored, heavily armed, the works. |
| 1:58.8 | This little tiny, tiny, tiny one here, that's yellow. |
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