Critical Hit #579: The Squeaky Clean! (S01-E002)
Critical Hit: A Major Spoilers Real Play RPG Podcast
Stephen Schleicher
4.9 • 2.6K Ratings
🗓️ 21 November 2020
⏱️ 83 minutes
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Summary
In this installment of Critical Hit – A Major Spoilers Podcast: The team boards their ship, and find an unexpected surprise.
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to Critical Hit, I'm Major Spoiler's podcast. |
| 0:13.2 | Thank you so much for downloading and checking us out this week as we continue our voyage |
| 0:17.3 | in the stars or to the stars or around the stars or hopefully not through the stars |
| 0:23.5 | as we play Starfinder. |
| 0:25.6 | And here on this show and Kevin is our great GM, where are you going to take us this |
| 0:31.1 | week? |
| 0:32.1 | Ah, thanks Stephen. |
| 0:34.4 | So this week we're going to see your starship for the first time. |
| 0:38.5 | But before we get to that, last time on Critical Hit, the gang of drifters had all met |
| 0:48.0 | each other in the blue rise tower at Xtreme InfoSphere Productions office and a bunch of |
| 0:54.2 | auditions had taken place and surprise, surprise all the people here were selected to join |
| 1:01.0 | team. |
| 1:02.0 | Yeah, I have new friends to join team lizard brain and crystal, your media liaison had just |
| 1:14.8 | messaged the rest of the gang. |
| 1:16.7 | And so you were all gathered again in that office in blue rise tower and she was just about |
| 1:25.2 | to go through what you guys are all signing up for. |
| 1:30.2 | So first of all, welcome, glad to have you all. |
| 1:34.4 | So this is all just boilerplate standard stuff. |
| 1:37.6 | I'm sure you've seen a thousand times before. |
| 1:41.1 | We do need a voice imprint, of course, retinal scan, DNA sequencing, psych exam, magical |
| 1:47.5 | assessment, 3D body scan, blood urine and stool samples and most importantly access to |
| 1:52.0 | all your info sphere accounts. |
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