Critical Hit #545: I feel like somebody's watching me... (VS06-96)
Critical Hit: A Major Spoilers Real Play RPG Podcast
Stephen Schleicher
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🗓️ 14 March 2020
⏱️ 90 minutes
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In this installment of Critical Hit - A Major Spoilers Podcast: Who wants the starfish? Who is constantly attacking the party?
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to Critical Hit of Major Spoilers Podcast. Thank you so much for downloading and checking |
| 0:15.9 | us out this week lots of action as we are trying to get back on the boat. Who would have |
| 0:19.8 | known? It would have been so hard to get back on a boat, Brian. |
| 0:23.8 | Willie Wonka. But we made it. Yeah. And the boat is his set sail. Yes. So there we go. Hey, how |
| 0:34.1 | are you doing dear listener? You having a good time? You having a better time this week than last |
| 0:37.7 | week? I hope you are. Hey look, they're Sam. Hey Sam. Hi. It's so nice to hear you this week. |
| 0:42.3 | Oh yeah. It's nice to be heard. There you go. All right. Well, I think Rob is here as well. |
| 0:48.7 | Hello. And Matthew is here. Yeah, I can always be heard. And of course, Rodrigo is here |
| 0:53.4 | to lead us on a grand adventure. So Rodrigo, how about you lead on? Okay. |
| 1:01.8 | Let's see. So last time on Critical Hit. Yeah. You guys had some trouble because some shady |
| 1:18.6 | characters had started messing around your ship. And so today we'll pick up |
| 1:29.8 | as you guys are sailing out of the Siege's factory and your ship is a mess. They really tossed |
| 1:38.0 | the place. Yeah. Orm's been cleaning up at least the galley. Yeah. And did he make a determination |
| 1:44.3 | on whether it's safety at the food now? Has he made any kind of connection with the ship? |
| 1:48.6 | Why don't you give me a give me an arcana check and a nature check? All right. |
| 1:53.8 | Arcana is a 32. Not bad. And nature is a 27. Okay. Stop that at all. All right. So |
| 2:05.3 | as uh Orm spent some time straightening up the galley, he looks at the food. He |
| 2:15.0 | um, you know, casts some minor divinations on it. |
| 2:26.3 | Tries to figure it out, you know, like takes it takes like a little taste. |
| 2:32.7 | Um, yep. So basically, uh, Orm comes up with some good news and some weird news. Uh-oh. |
| 2:45.0 | What's the what's the good news first? Uh, the good news is this food is not |
| 2:52.1 | enchanted. It won't bind you to like some fairy nobler or anything like that. |
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