Critical Hit #532: Open the Gates (VS06-84)
Critical Hit: A Major Spoilers Real Play RPG Podcast
Stephen Schleicher
4.9 • 2.6K Ratings
🗓️ 13 December 2019
⏱️ 47 minutes
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In this installment of Critical Hit: An attack on a keep leads to an interesting discovery.
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| 0:00.0 | Well, I'm gonna critical hit a major spoilers podcast. Thank you so much for downloading and checking us out this week |
| 0:17.2 | And I think we're gonna have lots of action for you this time around am I correct in thinking that Rodrigo? No, wait, maybe |
| 0:24.9 | We're just gonna talk at the ghost. We're gonna have philosophical conversations with them |
| 0:29.7 | I mean they could work to resolve this diplomatically. Yeah, let's do that. Yeah, I mean let's go on critical hit |
| 0:38.2 | This time diplomacy on critical hit |
| 0:42.9 | And there aren't even any horses hooray. There are goats |
| 0:47.5 | It's true. So if you don't invade hungry, we will use our units |
| 0:52.5 | Okay, flip the table |
| 1:00.3 | Yeah, that's about right |
| 1:02.7 | Oh, that game |
| 1:06.5 | So what what's what's been happening? |
| 1:09.5 | We have all taken a long nap |
| 1:12.1 | Yes, so we've got all of our all of our things are topped off now |
| 1:16.5 | Yeah, we have broken these between ancient enemies |
| 1:20.1 | We have monitored ghost patrols to learn their weaknesses and we're gonna try to |
| 1:27.0 | Get some dwarves in the front door |
| 1:29.5 | Everybody turn down the fun storm in the castle everyone turned down the brilliant idea of building a statue of the |
| 1:35.0 | City of Huntress and sneaking in that way, but whatever we did turn it down so much as not give it any thought whatsoever |
| 1:42.1 | I mean |
| 1:43.5 | One sounds insulting and the other is what happened |
| 1:49.6 | So, you know, I mean |
| 1:52.8 | To be we've had works ideas. Yes |
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