Welcome back to another exciting episode of Critical Hit of Major Spoilers Dungeons

and Dragons podcast where we play the game that you only wish you could.

No, that's not quite right.

That's awful.

It's an exciting game and we're glad that so many of you are here to follow our adventures.

You don't want to be playing this game because when we last left our heroes, they were

in a boat in the middle of nowhere and they're about to get some fishy monsters to step

on their heads at the top of her end and we're going to turn it over to our dungeon master

Rodrigo and see what he says.

That's right.

Last time on Critical Hit, our heroes were trying to make it across one of the lunar oceans,

the Black Ocean, as they were rowing through it, a squadron of horrendous flying shrimp

monsters jumped out of the water and tried to murderize them, along with what appears

to be an enormous jellyfish monster that is mostly clear but seems to have some kind

of bio freezing agent and is also very fond of, you know, using people as shields.

A creamy chocolate center.

That's right.

And you can see it.

That's the gross part.

Nummy.

No, so you're thinking Nuget.

Nuget.

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