Critical Hit #511: The Order Eater Gourds (VS06-063)
Critical Hit: A Major Spoilers Real Play RPG Podcast
Stephen Schleicher
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🗓️ 13 July 2019
⏱️ 55 minutes
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In this installment of Critical Hit - A Major Spoilers Podcast: The party meets and new old friend and we learn a little about the Order Eater Gourds.
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| 0:00.0 | We're gonna critical hit a major spoilers podcast. Thank you so much for downloading and |
| 0:14.7 | checking us out this week and our heroes are and just throwing things at us left and right |
| 0:22.4 | Rodrigo. It's like we barely catch our breath and we're getting attacked by giant |
| 0:25.2 | bats. We're just trying to get some some gourds to some pillars. It should be an easy simple task. |
| 0:33.1 | Yeah, what'd you guys think of that bat fight? That was that was that was awful. |
| 0:39.5 | You should be ashamed of yourself that that was still said I couldn't obliterate the what bat one turn. |
| 0:45.9 | Uh no no they were uh strikers. Yeah I forgot about the existence of strikers. |
| 0:52.8 | Actually strikers not even correct for a monster. I don't know actually I think it is. |
| 0:58.4 | I appreciated it because like I alluded to at the end of the last episode that you know we have been |
| 1:05.7 | given these characters that have been thrust upon us. So unless we have been spending every free moment |
| 1:12.4 | going over the every minute detail of our character there's a lot of stuff that we don't know about |
| 1:18.2 | our characters. So putting us into battle especially against some relatively hard characters that have |
| 1:26.4 | you know the poison attacks and some of us have have abilities that protect us against that |
| 1:32.8 | and those kinds of things I think it's good to give us the practice of working with the mechanics of |
| 1:37.7 | our character instead of just being completely roleplay the entire time. Oh sure. Yep. |
| 1:43.2 | On the other hand I was not a big fan of the I'm sucking your blood so therefore I'm getting |
| 1:48.8 | health points back. Yep that's uh those guys are are pretty rough. Yeah but they honestly the |
| 1:58.8 | amount of guys of damage that you guys deal is pretty inordinate so even regaining 20 hit points |
| 2:08.1 | per round in like a vacuum. Oh yeah. But then one of them got bloodied like through that |
| 2:16.4 | drain attack on bloodied itself and then got killed in one like in one go by one of you. I think |
| 2:22.3 | actually by Stephen. Yeah. So I you know nothing nothing can really withstand the peesies that I |
| 2:30.0 | have to like really go very heavy handed with things to to to to be more than just a challenge |
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