Critical Hit #498: Ain't No Party Like A Goblin Party (VS06-E52)
Critical Hit: A Major Spoilers Real Play RPG Podcast
Stephen Schleicher
4.9 • 2.6K Ratings
🗓️ 5 April 2019
⏱️ 57 minutes
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In this installment of Critical Hit - A Major Spoilers Podcast: Goblins are everywhere.
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| 0:00.0 | We're going to critical hit a major spoilers podcast. Thank you so much for downloading |
| 0:15.1 | and checking us out this week and thank you to everybody who has been sharing the love |
| 0:18.8 | of critical hit online and those fantastic reviews you've been leaving again over at iTunes |
| 0:24.0 | and I guess you can't call it iTunes, you got to call it the Apple Podcasts. |
| 0:28.2 | No, because Apple gets mad and they're like, well, we're not going to feature you |
| 0:31.8 | on the site anymore. So we call it Apple Podcasts. So, hey, welcome everybody. Matthew's here |
| 0:36.3 | and Brian's here and Rob's here and Sam is here and Rodrigo is here to lead us on an |
| 0:40.9 | adventure. So Rodrigo, please take it away. |
| 0:43.9 | So, last time on critical hit on critical hit paused. |
| 0:55.5 | That's a five-yard penalty, man. So, I would have it happen last time. |
| 1:07.2 | Sam Stab Island. Yeah, we're stuck here until the blockade is lifted. |
| 1:14.9 | And Goblin Society is theater kids. |
| 1:19.0 | Goffy theater kids, right? Well, at least they're God. I'm not sure about the whole of Goblin. |
| 1:25.2 | So, yeah, you guys are too old, but it's actually seen kids. That's what it is. |
| 1:30.8 | Oh, so you're calling me old to bring me into the game, right? |
| 1:35.4 | Two minutes into the show. This is going to go well. |
| 1:39.8 | Yeah, so we got we got we got a God to sign up for us. Yeah, we did. Well, we got a soft |
| 1:47.7 | yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes, better than a hard no. I will I will take a win any day, no |
| 1:54.5 | matter how you you wrap it. Yep. |
| 1:57.2 | And MacGubli added in his tight leather pants. Now I'm picturing Draco Mel for as the Goblin |
| 2:07.2 | King. He's saying that absorbing, though, he'll make some when you poetry later. Yeah. |
| 2:15.5 | So yeah, that happened. And at that as Sam said, we're waiting around for the blockade |
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