Welcome to Critical Hit of Major Spoilers podcast. Thank you so much for downloading and checking us out this week. Brian is here. Hello. Matthew is here. What up? Sam is here. Hello. Rob is here. Hi. And our favorite GM Rodrigo is here. Hey, hey.

So I hear you got a game for us this week. Yeah, apparently. I mean, that's why people are downloading and tuning in. Thanks everybody for downloading and tuning in. It means a lot to us. Yeah.

I think if I'm correct in my maths, you know, because we're all great at maths in this game, I think we are 10 episodes away as of this recording from episode 500.

Wow. Yeah. So that's the one where we all get to play each other's characters. I don't know what we're going to do on that one. We all wrote to you. Maybe they'll just be a regular show. I'll be the DM maybe we'll go. We'll be a little sparkle. Maybe we'll just celebrate it with a non celebration. And we'll just call the Guinness world people and and have them tabulate everything and go from there. That that is kind of the major spoilers way. It is right. We tend to just blow right past anniversaries and then 10 10 episodes later. We're like, oh, yeah. We're going to suffer.

We're going to suffer right episode 510. Take it from an old married man. You don't want to get away with that forever. You're not going to. Well, we've done it for 13 years. I think, you know, 13 more will be okay. Yeah. But hey, we're here to play a game. So right here, go please take it away.

13 is a TPK anniversary. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. So last time on critical hit. I believe you guys had successfully gotten another god on board. Who? Ray?

Got a pretty good tiger. He's excellent.

He's the best at what he does. He's not best tiger. He's great tiger. Best tiger is a different guy. And we fought off some some gift too.

I think they're gelt as well. And we we used our magical brain powers. We're like the care bears. That's what the that's what we were. We were using our power of feelings.

We planned for Delta. It was awesome. And I love it. We're like the season finale of Legends of tomorrow that one time. Yeah, we formed a giant tickle me Elmo.

Wasn't that a season finale for Buffy too. I'm sure. I mean, there's something to be said for somebody asking you to think of the shape of your own destruction and trying to come up with something nicer.

So we just popped into my head. We all we all kind of live in that in that that's strange area. What else?

So I was up with the with the ship. Yeah. We call her right out. She said the hard port that doesn't necessarily mean something's wrong. I mean, we may be projecting.

We're trying to get picked up. We'll see what happens. Just because disaster goes everywhere we go doesn't mean that disaster goes everywhere that everyone we know goes.

I knew I was forgetting something. Was it a disaster? It was the other sense of dread that comes with every end of this. At the end of every every with every success.

With every success. What I'm doing. Am I forgetting about succeeding multiple times last week? Yeah, that I completely forgot about hard to port.

And focus on the positive. Rob maybe it was just the wine and cheese time. There's not. Oh, Stephen Francis Godzilla.

I'm sure.

Rodrigo, please tell us what happens next. It is right. That's actually his name.

Yeah, I could understand why you took her name then. Yeah, I'm serious too. Let's play.

All right, so yes, you guys are driving your buoy as fast as you can.

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