Critical Hit #488: Into the Woods (VS-S06-E42)
Critical Hit: A Major Spoilers Real Play RPG Podcast
Stephen Schleicher
4.9 • 2.6K Ratings
🗓️ 26 January 2019
⏱️ 88 minutes
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In this installment of Critical Hit - A Major Spoilers Podcast: Lions and Tigers and Bears? Oh my!
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to Critical Hitamator Spoilers podcast. Thank you so much for downloading and checking |
| 0:15.4 | us out again this week. We are so glad to have so many of you sticking with us through |
| 0:20.8 | almost 500 episodes. Yeah, think about that. And as the last time you had a real play |
| 0:27.7 | podcast, I get close to 500 episodes. When's the last time you did 500 of anything? I mean, |
| 0:33.1 | seriously. I mean, 500 calories is pretty easy to knock out. Oh, I can knock that out |
| 0:39.7 | in my sleep. Yeah. You mean to ingest or to get rid of? Oh, I don't burn calories. |
| 0:45.7 | A little bit of both. I just store them for later. And then they're like transmogrified |
| 0:52.4 | into pure jokes, which is, you know, how this whole thing works. Wait, so if we cut out |
| 0:59.4 | your no. No. No. Fill in the blank. Fill in the joke listeners podcast at www.interspeiler.com. |
| 1:12.9 | We will read the best one on the air. Rodrigo. I'll see you guys next time. We are on the |
| 1:20.4 | Bleak Forest Island. That's right. And you are. Who are you planning on seeing here? |
| 1:32.6 | The bronze guy. No, that's great. I mean, the great tiger. We saw the bronze print. Yeah, |
| 1:37.4 | yeah, the bronze tiger from the comic books. No, no bronze tiger. Stop it. We're here to |
| 1:43.5 | see Tony. No, it is great. That's the time it wasn't my fault. Not my fault. I wanted |
| 1:56.9 | it. Good. It's fine. That is something that I recognized was a very real possibility. |
| 2:03.3 | And in fact, I almost made that joke myself on Twitter. But I figured I'd let everybody |
| 2:11.5 | give somebody else the opportunity to have it. I'm not surprised it took us this long. Yeah, |
| 2:16.9 | that said, shut up Rob. So yes, we are going to go see the great tiger. Yeah. Now, last time, |
| 2:33.8 | on credit card over there, you guys had broken through a gift blockade in quite a literal sense |
| 2:45.1 | as you know, you basically smeared your ship across the beach in the process and were then met |
| 2:54.0 | by a contingent of elves led by a twilight guardian. Yeah. Anybody remember the twilight |
| 3:04.6 | guardians name? Lillaron. That is correct. Yeah, I didn't even get too many hints. You got to |
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