Critical Hit #323: Chutes and Ladders (Void Saga S05-16)

Critical Hit: A Major Spoilers Real Play RPG Podcast

Stephen Schleicher

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🗓️ 6 November 2015

⏱️ 90 minutes

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2:29.0	Welcome to Critical Hit and MajorSpoilers Podcast. Thank you so much for downloading and joining in our adventures again this week. And we had a little bit of skirmish there last time.
2:43.0	A dust gun?
2:45.0	But some positive came out of it though, right, Rodrigo?
2:48.0	Something positive came out of it. We're not dead. Oh, yeah, you guys leveled up. Yeah, we leveled up. We were all now level 17s.
2:58.0	So in this thing, that would immediately mean we get all of our hit points back. No, we don't. We don't. I'm doing that. Okay, because I don't want to deal with you guys.
3:09.0	Like subtracting your former hit points from your current hit points. So it wouldn't automatically level you back up to full health. No, it's okay. It's not like.
3:19.0	Video games. Yeah, it's not like video games where that happens. In fact, what should have happened is when things are done punching you in the face, then you go to like a little chair and you think about all your experiences. And that's when you level.
3:32.0	Okay.
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