Critical Hit #314: Crisis on Infinite Realms (Void Saga S05-008)
Critical Hit: A Major Spoilers Real Play RPG Podcast
Stephen Schleicher
4.8 • 2.6K Ratings
🗓️ 5 September 2015
⏱️ 90 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to CriticLidemHeaderspoilers Podcast. Thank you for downloading. Thank you for sharing this episode with a friend. |
| 0:05.0 | And as we promise this week, it's a mailbag. |
| 0:08.0 | It's not a mailbag! |
| 0:09.0 | Oh fine. I've been found out. It's me, Steven Schleiker, from the Mirror Universe. You can tell it's me because of my fantastic van Dyke that I sport around the major spoilers HQ. |
| 0:19.0 | I know what you're thinking listeners. First, is this really a mailbag? |
| 0:22.0 | I told you it's not a mailbag. Quit saying that to them! |
| 0:26.0 | Secondly, you're asking, how does one get a perfectly formed van Dyke like mine? |
| 0:32.0 | Well dear listener, the only way you can get a perfect growth like mine is to shave off all the other hairs on your face. |
| 0:38.0 | And the only way to do that is with Harry's blades. |
| 0:41.0 | Oh come on, I'm evil. But you guys saw that coming. |
| 0:45.0 | Harry's.com. Oh man, Harry's started by two guys who know what it means to get a good close shave. |
| 0:51.0 | Their motto is, get off you darn whiskers. |
| 0:54.0 | That's not their motto. |
| 0:55.0 | Okay so maybe not in this universe, but that's what their motto should be. |
| 0:58.0 | Off with the whiskers. |
| 0:59.0 | That's not their motto. |
| 1:00.0 | Harry's knows what it means to get a good close shave. |
| 1:03.0 | I don't have to spend an arm and a leg to do it. They make their own blades. |
| 1:06.0 | I've been using Harry's blades since, oh I don't know since I decided to become evil and grow this beautiful van Dyke. |
| 1:12.0 | My wallet feels good too. Harry's blades are about half the price of regular big branded blades. |
| 1:17.0 | And they ship for free to your front door. |
| 1:20.0 | If you haven't started out with Harry's, you really should. |
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