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🗓️ 18 July 2015
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Lily Solesorrow
Race: Eladrin
Eyes: Violet (no pupils)
Hair: Platinum Blonde, very long.
Skin: Peach
Apparent Age: 20
Style: Lily prefers outfits that allow for movement, pants, shirts and short jackets. Being an eladrin though, her clothes tend to be fancier than one would expect for a traveler of another race. She wears a very large, butterfly-shaped, green jade adornment on her hair,usually off to one side.
Weapons and Gear: Lily carries a beautifully crafted eladrin longsword. When traveling she also carries a bulky backpack full of books, trail rations and spell components.
Sapote
Race: Wilden (plant person)
Eyes: Black, (has pupils) has prominent (literal) bushy eyebrows made of leaves.
Hair: No hair as such, instead he has short thorns on his head.
Skin: Green
Apparent Age: 20
Style: Sapote eschews traditional wilden garb for a more eladrin-inspired, high-collar, white longcoat. Along with a black shirt and slacks. He is barefoot so his roots can touch the ground.
Weapons and Gear: Sapote uses an eladrin longsword as his weapon of choice, he wants to fully understand swordmagic so he can meld it with his people’s arcane tradition later.
Little Sparkle
Race: Kenku,
Eyes: Blue, human-like.
Hair: Green feathers, but longer on her head so they actually look like neck-length hair.
Skin: Again, mostly feathers. Black feathering around her face, a green beak. hands and feet are featherless, white and scaley with black claws (she wears boots, though)
Apparent Age: 20s
Style: Wears black, clearly enchanted leather armor. Black boots. Travels very light. Super-stealthy looking. She’s a smart and confident girl.
Weapons and Gear: Maybe some belt pouch stuff. Carries a really scary looking jagged dagger.
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| 0:00.0 | Today's show is brought to you by Audible. Please visit audiblepodcast.com slash critical |
| 0:05.1 | hit for your free audiobook download. |
| 0:09.0 | Hello critical hit fans, it is Steven Schleiker from major spoilers dot com. First of all, |
| 0:12.7 | I want to say I'm sorry for the audio quality last week. I did tell you though that was |
| 0:17.2 | going to be rough riding. But that was honestly as good as we could get it after several hours |
| 0:21.5 | of massaging the signal. I wish I could tell you how it happened or why it happened, but |
| 0:27.4 | I had many lengthy conversations this past week with audio engineers and none of them |
| 0:31.7 | had ever seen anything like it. Even the engineer who specializes in audio restoration |
| 0:35.7 | and cleanup was left scratching his head. In any case, this week's audio has some rough |
| 0:41.4 | patches as well. I think it sounds a lot better than last time. So you'll have some audio |
| 0:47.5 | problems this time. Then the only other time that we have audio problems is in episode |
| 0:52.4 | 312. And then after that, it's smooth sailing. And yes, if you were paying attention to that |
| 0:58.5 | number, we are farther ahead than episode 312. This is episode 308, by the way. You learn |
| 1:05.5 | a little bit more about the characters in the show this week, but for those wondering, |
| 1:08.8 | we've also posted a short description of the three new characters on the podcast posting |
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| 1:17.2 | new players, you can see them now at members dot major spoilers dot com. You will need to |
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