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completely free for you. Last time Rodrigo. Trouble. Trouble. Capital T. Yes. It rhymes with

C. Yes. Nets Bells. And that's Bells. Quid Monster. Moon Monster Attack.

Quid Monster Attack. No. So when we last left our heroes, they had gotten themselves into

some troubles as they had gone into the nest of some lizard monkeys to save the elves

of the Everdee porist. They currently find themselves in a chamber and are being ambushed

by very, very large specimens, ones that the party had not seen before. These are particularly

large and are mostly head and mandibles with, I mean their bodies are still big, but their

heads are enormous. There are some elves that have been knocked about. Not all of them

are necessarily dead, but they're certainly out of this fight. What would you all

have failed at our skill challenge? Furthermore, the initiative that I'm going to call for

is penalized by two. So roll me some initiatives. Including I. Yep. Oh, boo. I think the

penalty may be even worse. Everybody gets plus one. So you're down to a net minus one to

your initiative. So Oram. 17. There's going to be a good one. Oh, yes it is. Randas. 13.

Okay. Lucky number.

Kept 12. What are you guys doing? What's up you guys? What the hell? 13. We are awesome today.

Best session. You were worst. Best session ever.

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