Welcome to Critical Hit of Major Spoilers Dungeons and Dragons podcast. Well, our adventures

have found themselves in a bit of a spot of trouble there. They're in a pickle. They're

battling these four other people for the chance to go out and fight more people. Rob,

why don't you give us a summary real quick of what's happened so far and then we will

get into the remainder of the action. And really, here all you have to do is just kind

of set up the fight. You know, what's going on? Story wise. Well, our heroes were our

characters. We're trying to become the heroes. They're in a combat with another essentially

another party to try and become the champions that will be sent forth to meet the oncoming

whatever it happens to be that we don't know what it is yet. That we're on shares to

what the threat is, but it's a let me thread on the horizon. Exciting. It's weird. Let's

do a real quick go around of who all of our characters are in case you haven't been listening

the last couple of weeks. I am playing Stormwind Broken Horn, a satyr warden who is a

got a pretty good strength and has got a pretty good going on with the ladies. Oh, yeah.

I'm playing Makapili Pua, a denasi ranger. He's a big guy. He's a jovial guy. He's got a spear,

a scary shark tooth flail, a scary dinosaur tooth flying lizard, and also a face for punching

probably. Brian. All right. Brian is playing a responded marvel. You're laughing every

time I describe my character. That's not why I was. You always open in a really weird way.

Brian, describe your character. Mojitos are delicious and also. All right. Get it together

and break it all. Brian, sleepy. Brian, speak in third person. Be careful. The sleepier he gets,

the more powerful he becomes. Okay. So you have a stomach now. Side of the headache. All right,

Snorlax is tired of your crap. Anyway. Guys, we have the rest of the fight to get through.

So my name is. Yes. Okay. He's a rock man. He's made up of many colorful polished rocks.

...