Welcome to Critical Hit of Danger Spoiler's Dungeons & Dragons podcast, so glad that you

could join us this week. We are here to play a game and Rodrigo's our Dungeon Master

and we're going to let him take it over from here.

So last time on Critical Hit, holy crap. Some stuff happened, y'all. Really? If you missed

it, you must stop now and go back and listen.

Yep. In fact, if you heard, you might want to stop now and go back and listen to it again.

Yes. I keep saying this every couple of episodes. Best episode ever. Love last episode.

Well, and I do try to push the envelope. It was one of those moments I think where it's

one of those things where when I first started, I'm like, okay, you guys, you're going to have

to trust me on this one. I'm going to try to make this interesting and cool with varying

results, but I think it all in all, it turned out pretty okay.

So when do you actually have to ask us to trust you? We just follow you implicitly without

any idea what to do. But that's, I feel that's because I've proven that you can trust

me. But I usually at the beginning of the game will say, you poor souls that are about

to follow me into this game. If you want to make it out the other side, you're going

to have to trust me. In any case, pretty much, which is largely appropriate because last

episode, everybody does. Yep. Because last session, there was a big fight in a Coliseum

or several medium-sized fights in a Coliseum, most of which went horrible for the party before

Torque managed to double down and with some cheating from the stands. I've no idea what

you're talking about. That's why we bring Get Along. I kept waiting for the little dwarf

to come up with the folding chair. Yeah. That is, that is, that is the funny thing is

that usually it's cat with Torque in the background doing stuff. But for this one, Torque

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