Criston Cole Goes Full Simp, Ruins Royale Wedding

Game of Stools: House of the Dragon Podcast by Barstool Sports

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🗓️ 19 September 2022

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

Robbie Fox, Clem, and Nick Hamilton break down episode 5 of House of the dragon. - Daemon finally sees his wife.....and she's dead - The King arranges Rhaenyra's marriage to Laenor - Laenor and Rhaenyra make a plan to have an open marriage - Otto Hightower explains to Alicent that her kids will be in danger if Rhaenyra becomes queen - Criston Cole goes full simp for Rhanerya, later confesses to Queen Alicent that he slept with her - The king almost dies like 3 times - The dress rehearsal for the wedding - Daemon shows up unannounced - Alicent "declares war" - Criston Cole takes out Laenor's paramour - Wedding gets rushed - Alicent stops Criston Cole from suicide

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to the 25th of Game of Stools through the House of the Dragon.
0:14.0	It is myself, Robbie Fox, Nick Hamilton, and Clem tonight, Sir Kristen Clem, if you're
0:20.5	watching on YouTube, with another from Lennon.
0:24.0	Unbelievable.
0:25.0	Clem R.R. Martin, he hits us with the ring.
0:30.0	I was waiting for Clem R.R. Martin again.
0:32.0	I thought I was going to be going forward.
0:35.0	Clem R. Martin was going to be the thing for the rest of the time, and then I killed a mother
0:40.0	fucker.
0:41.0	So I said, we're going to be printing that mother fucker.
0:44.0	That was some flight club stuff.
0:46.0	Oh my goodness.
0:47.0	You all freeze batting 0% at weddings in Westeros.
0:51.0	You knew once you heard that guy's name, he was fucking toast.
0:54.0	Yeah, how about this?
0:55.0	Don't be named Joffrey because I hate you if your name is Joffrey.
0:58.0	Also, Nick Hamilton, with the flags behind them.
1:01.0	Look at this.
1:02.0	Those are so much bigger than I expected.
1:05.0	You can hang these actually on the side of the house.
1:08.0	They're 8 feet tall.
1:10.0	It's ridiculous.
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