Welcome to the Total Soccer Show as we look at the question everybody is asking which

soccer organisations are offering jobs to employees from other soccer organisations.

Today, we're looking at why Christiana Ronaldo wants out from Manchester and where he might

head, how Antonio Conte is spreading Tottenham's bread and giving his team training sessions full of dread.

Paul Popkner's decision to retread back with Pabell Nedved. Another unfilitarist of state at Old Traffed. God, that was bad.

And Raheim Sterling returning to the city in which he was born and bred. Goodness me. My name's Ryan Bailey.

Joining me today is a man who is very

similar to Paolo de Bella, DeBala, in that he doesn't have a contract with the professional soccer team, Taylor, Rockwell, Rockwell, Rockwell? Yet, yet. We don't know where we're both going to land. I have a feeling he gets one faster than I do, but you never know, Ryan, you never know. You do never know. I apologize Taylor for stumbling, possibly 2,000 times during my intro there, but I'm not going to do it again. I do, but you never know, Ryan, you never know. You do never know. I apologize, Taylor, for stumbling, possibly 2,000 times during my intro there. But I'm not going to do it again. I mean, like, doing that to then reference Paula de Bala feels kind of accurate, because that feels like how his career has gone now. Indeed, very good. More on him later, I suspect, Tate, but meanwhile, we've got a man celebrating all the latest twists on the MLS roller coaster.

Wayne Rooney returning to D.C. United as coach Joe Lowry, fun times ahead.

Ryan, I can't even express to you how wild the last maybe 72 hours have been in MLS.

You have El Trafico on Friday and a 7-0 win for the Philadelphia Union on Friday.

You have a bunch of chaos on Saturday. Hector Herrera debutses for the Houston Dynamo. Cucho Hernandez debuts and scores the game winner for the Columbus crew. And then all of a sudden we're sort of working our way. Oh, and then you have Joseph Martinez's rant, excuse me, at basically the front office and everything around Atlanta United right now after they get smacked by Austin at home. There's other chaos on Saturday. And then it's Sunday night. You know, everything's winding down. We're all getting ready to hop into Monday. And now apparently Wayne Rooney is coming back to DC United this time as manager. I don't even really know what's going on at this point, Ryan Bailey, but I do very much like that all of this is going on.

It is a lot of fun indeed, Joe, Larry. I just watched some footage of Rooney arriving at the airport in Washington, D.C. And just that thing where he had like loads of huge bags and then just sort of pushed the trolley towards someone else who just took them all and took him away so we could walk and have his picture taken.

I wish I had that service at the airport, Joe.

I mean, isn't that what kids are for? someone else who just took them all and took him away so we could walk and have his picture taken. I wish I had that service at the airport, Joe.

I mean, isn't that what kids are for? Eventually. Eventually. Mine needs to be trained for that, I suppose. Fair enough. Well, that's on you, Ryan. That's on you. It is indeed. It's my failing there, Joe. You're quite right. A rounding out of our pack, Joe, a person who may or may not have had 700 drinks this weekend, bro.

Was it you, Graham, Rutherton?

Um... you're quite right. A rounding out of pack, Joe, a person who may or may not have had 700 drinks this weekend, bro. Was it you, Graham, Muthman? It was. Thankfully, I was not called out by Nick Kierios and centre court, though, in a Wimbledon final, as the women with 700 drinks was on Sunday. Yeah, Taylor and Joe, I don't know if you saw this, but during the Wimbledon, men's final on Sunday,

Nick Kieros was angry at everyone except himself, including a lady who apparently was distracting him because she'd had around 700 drinks bro.

And hashtag 700 drinks bro, Taylor, was trending on Twitter.

I don't know if you noticed that.

I did not.

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