Cristela Alonzo & Stretch Armstrong
Bullseye with Jesse Thorn
NPR
4.7 • 2.7K Ratings
🗓️ 6 February 2017
⏱️ 67 minutes
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| 0:20.2 | Bullseye with Jesse Thorn is a production of MaximumFun.org |
| 0:24.4 | and is distributed by NPR. |
| 0:30.9 | It's Bullseye, I'm Jesse Thorn. |
| 0:33.4 | Crystal Alonzo has been doing comedy for a while. |
| 0:36.2 | Just got a new special on Netflix, |
| 0:37.8 | a couple years back she started in the TV show |
| 0:39.7 | Crystal on ABC. |
| 0:42.0 | Early in her career though, she was doing the college circuit |
| 0:44.4 | a lot, you know. |
| 0:45.4 | Traveling the country, playing at university |
| 0:47.6 | amphitheaters and in lecture halls and so on. |
| 0:50.0 | It's a nice gig if you can get it. |
| 0:51.3 | Page pretty good. |
| 0:52.4 | And it was at one of those shows that she first figured out |
| 0:55.6 | what it was like to be famous. |
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