Cristela Alonzo's Lower Classy Comedy
Death, Sex & Money
Slate Audio
4.6 • 7.7K Ratings
🗓️ 22 February 2017
⏱️ 25 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The worst that can happen to me is I end up being as poor as I started and I know what it's like to live life that poor. |
| 0:07.5 | So when you have that kind of life you really you take chances because you're like well if I don't then what's the point? |
| 0:14.0 | This is death, sex and money. |
| 0:20.0 | In a couple of years that old son's gonna burn out and we're all going to be dead. |
| 0:24.0 | The show from WNYC about the things we think about a lot. |
| 0:27.0 | I was in love with a man who could never love her back. |
| 0:30.0 | And need to talk about more. |
| 0:32.0 | These people work very hard for their money. |
| 0:34.0 | I'm Anna Sale. |
| 0:37.0 | Comedian Kristella Alonzo is the youngest of four kids. |
| 0:41.0 | They were raised by a single mom in South Texas where they lived in an |
| 0:45.4 | abandoned diner. There was no running water, no electricity. This family that |
| 0:50.4 | lived next to the diner would basically lend us electricity and we |
| 0:54.1 | would have an extension cord. So my mom used to cook our food on a space heater. |
| 0:59.1 | Growing up that poor motivated Cristella. |
| 1:02.8 | It's also what a lot of her jokes are about |
| 1:05.1 | in the sitcom she created and in her latest comedy special. |
| 1:08.8 | Back when I was growing up, you could feed a family of four |
| 1:11.1 | back in the day for like 20 bucks. Family of four, 20 bucks. But if you want to make a salad at home, boom, a thousand dollars. |
| 1:21.0 | I went to Whole Foods. My God, that store should have layaway what the fuck are we doing |
| 1:27.3 | I want to start with the name of your special lower-classy yes |
| 1:35.9 | Which I think is one of the all-time great names for a comedy special. Is that how you think of yourself now? No, I, well in certain situations I do actually. I feel like I made to feel like that in certain situations. |
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