Cristela Alonzo, Kumail Nanjiani, Mike Yard, Anna Drezen

Stand-Up w/ Tom Thakkar

Kast Media

Comedy, Tv & Film

4 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 10 September 2020

⏱️ 45 minutes

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More great selections from comics you know, and comics you need to know. Tom addresses the rumors about NYC being dead, gets into his thoughts about crowd work, and cracks a new Joke Detective case while searching for the right name for fans of the show. Can’t get enough stand-up? Check out our playlist here. Listen to more from each comic here: Cristela Alonzo Kumail Nanjiani Mike Yard Anna Drezen Support your favorite comedians by streaming their albums, buying merchandise, and following them on social media. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	You're listening to Comedy Central.
0:02.6	I'm Latino, you know, and I realize that the older I get,
0:07.7	there's certain things I can't do because they're stereotypes
0:10.6	and it doesn't look right, you know?
0:12.3	A couple years ago I dated a white guy on her fourth date he's like hey this weekend
0:17.2	Let's drive up state go pick some apples. It'll be nice. It'll be nice. What?
0:35.0	What?
0:38.0	Yeah, this weekend we'll drive up state, we'll go pick some apples.
0:41.0	It'll be romantic.
0:42.0	Like, no! guy who would stay will go pick some apples it'll be romantic.
0:42.7	Like, no!
0:44.7	Two white people picking apples, that's romantic.
0:47.2	Me, I'm a migrant farm worker, do you understand that?
0:51.0	Like I would be afraid that they would let him go, but I'd have to stay to meet my quota for the day.
0:55.0	I'll see you at dinner. I All right that was Cristela Alonzo from her Comedy Central half hour special.
1:22.1	You can see more from her on Comedy Central Stand Up YouTube page right now. I believe that whole half hour is up there and you can watch it and have a nice little time. By the way what's up ha ha fia stand up stands chuckle
1:38.7	heads whatever the hell you want to be called what do you think about that I'm
1:42.2	Tom toar by the
1:43.0	white joined as always by producer extraordinary coach T. How you doing coach?
1:49.2	I'm doing well. I'm out here. I'm doing good. I want to know your thoughts on the new options I'm providing.
1:57.3	Ha Ha Ha mafia is kind of cold.
2:00.0	Yeah, like how... I shortened it to Ha Ha Ha ha-Hafia, which I think could be confusing, but I do like it.
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