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🗓️ 8 November 2025
⏱️ 70 minutes
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Lee and Eleanor tear into the sewy-cide crisis in the Air Force, the ICE-Israel connection, why Americans are lonelier than ever, and how workers are standing up against Starbucks! That and so much more!
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| 0:00.0 | Hello everybody. Let me get the comments off your face there. How's everybody doing? |
| 0:15.4 | You like to obstructing my face and do in exciting ways. No. Someone said I combed my hair. I did not hold it back. How dare you? How dare you say I comb my hair? You know, actually, Lee is the only one who I do not brush mine. I don't think I don't want to brush technically. Whatever. Come it. Run your fingers through it lusciously. I do a lot of running my fingers through it. |
| 0:39.3 | I comb it with my luscious fingers. |
| 0:42.3 | Hello everybody, welcome. |
| 0:44.3 | It's already gotten weird. |
| 0:45.3 | It never takes long when Eleanor Goldfield is joining the show. |
| 0:49.3 | Oh, wait, I forgot to start the background moving. |
| 0:52.3 | There we go. |
| 0:53.3 | We've got to have the globe moving in the background, you know? I did. That makes all the difference. You've never noticed that it moves? Wow. No. You've never noticed where you are? Thanks for being here. Please click thumbs up and let's get into it. We've got a lot of stories for you. The suicide epidemic in the Air Force. Oh, yeah. I don't know if I'm allowed to say that word on YouTube. |
| 1:13.0 | You really can't say anything on YouTube without it suppressed suicide because they think |
| 1:18.3 | you're like recommending it or something. I don't know. We're going to get to the Ice Israel |
| 1:23.4 | connection and so much more. So please click thumbs up and share and all those good things. |
| 1:29.3 | But I want to start off with a little good news about our sandwich hurling hero. |
| 1:36.0 | I didn't even mean for that to be a pun. |
| 1:39.6 | Our hero, our hero hurling hero. He's our hero hero hero. I'm sure I cannot be the first to have made the hero here. There's no way I'm the first. Anyway, did you see, everybody, that he got acquitted? The jury did not find that he had done anything wrong. Did anyone else read some of the transcript from the courtroom? because it's some of the most amazing courtroom |
| 2:01.0 | transcript I have personally ever seen in my entire life. We'll see if there's some quotes this |
| 2:04.8 | article. I wonder if the court reporter just started crying, laughing, like, quietly shaking while |
| 2:09.2 | they're... Probably. Thank you, Dan, for supporting the show. I should have said here, |
| 2:13.9 | some people may not remember, this video went viral of in washington dc the national |
| 2:18.8 | guard and all these goons federal goons are there and this guy is screaming at him turns out he's like |
| 2:23.8 | ex air force or something but uh the hero hero uh he was screaming at them to get the hell out of the city |
| 2:30.7 | uh i'm using lighter language than he was. And he had just gotten a subway sandwich. |
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