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Crisis (CRE218)

RISK!

RISK!

Performing Arts, Society & Culture, Comedy, Personal Journals, Arts

4.65.7K Ratings

🗓️ 7 July 2022

⏱️ 41 minutes

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Summary

A Classic RISK! episode from our first two years! In the eighteenth episode of our second season, Jesse Thorn, Kevin Allison, and Hallie Haglund share stories of times the fecal matter collided with the blower of air. Support RISK! on Patreon at Patreon.com/RISK Make a one-time donation to RISK! at PayPal.me/RISKshow Get tickets to RISK! live shows at RISK-show.com/tour Get the RISK! book at TheRISKBook.com Take our storytelling classes at TheStoryStudio.org Hire Kevin Allison to make a personalized video at Cameo.com/TheKevinAllison Hire Kevin Allison as a coach at KevinAllison.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Hello kids, this is Risk, the show where people tell true stories they never thought they

0:12.6

dare to share.

0:14.0

I'm Kevin Allison, and every Thursday we release these special episodes where we look

0:19.0

back at content from our earlier years.

0:21.9

Sometimes single stories, sometimes whole episodes, keep in mind that years ago people might

0:26.6

have awarded things differently than they would today.

0:29.7

As always, the title of the whole series, Risk, is itself a content warning.

0:35.9

This week, an episode that premiered in June of 2011, it's an episode we call Crisis.

0:42.5

Okay, Risk is the show that's hosted by Kevin As in the pervert.

0:58.6

Hello kids, this is Risk, the show where people tell true stories they never thought they

1:24.3

dared to share.

1:25.6

I'm Kevin Allison, that was a future fan of the show up top.

1:30.7

And you know, you kind of aim to go through this life without ever hearing an eight-year-old

1:37.1

refer to you as a pervert, but you know, the gap between expectations and results, folks.

1:45.2

This is Pogo behind me now.

1:47.2

He does a lot of mixing and mashing up with the Disney stuff.

1:52.5

I think I veered toward happier music because the stories on this episode are pretty appalling.

1:58.1

This is the crisis episode, folks, or the, if you think you're having a bad day, listen

2:04.2

to this poor soul episode.

2:08.2

Our first story comes from one of the monumental figures for all podcasters.

2:14.5

He is the host and producer of some of the longest lasting and most acclaimed and beloved

2:22.3

podcas ever.

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