Welcome back to the basement yard. It is Monday, August 15th and I am by myself today and I'm also

crippled. I am crippled. My fucking leg is completely fucked. Well, not completely. It's actually not as bad as a

as it appears to be, but um, I um

did this thing over the weekend where it was like it's called like the Olympics and Long Island

or some shit and it's just basically like you go there and you play

all these sports all day and you represent a country and then like it's like the Olympics. Like,

you know, if you come in first, you get these money points and like at the end of the day, wherever

has the most points, it gets the gold medal or whatever. And uh, there was a football game that we

were playing and I was playing quarterback and it's like a four Mississippi rush. So like the guy

at the line after four Mississippi can run after me and try to tag me. So the ref goes, it says four

Mississippi. The dude starts running. So I throw a pump fake, right? I get this asshole off his

fucking feet. He's in the air. I'm running around him. I don't know why I'm yelling, but I pump fake. He

jumps. So I take off and I'm running and then there's some guy in front of me and I start trying to

be Reggie Bush and USC throwing juke moves at him and in the midst of that, my knee goes, whoa.

What? And fucking comes out and I feel like like my thigh, like my knee and my, the rest of my body

went completely different ways. I juke so hard that my body got confused and I hurt myself. And I

went straight to the floor. My fucking whole leg felt like it was on fire and I was really sad

because I thought that I tore my ACL, but apparently I didn't tear my ACL. I haven't gone to an

MRI yet. I went to the doctor yesterday, but we'll get into that. But anyway, so I was really upset

because I just got over this fucking ankle injury and I just started being able to run recently.

Like I was like two and a half weeks that I was out of commission because my ankle was really messed

up. I rolled it pretty bad two weeks. What the fuck am I talking about? It was like a month. I was

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