Imagine your babysitting some kid, and he asks you a really obscure piece of Minecraft trivia.

And when you get it wrong, because you don't sweat Minecraft 12 hours a day, the kid attacks and bites you for quote-unquote disrespecting Minecraft.

Today we'll get a story time of a Minecraft kid who bites his babysitter, aka the subscriber who submitted the story.

So sit back, relax, subscribe if you're new, leave a like on the video to claim you free nothing. With that all being said, let's jump right into it. So we're gonna call the subscriber who submitted this story, Nico, because I'm just going down through my middle school friend name list. And yes, anyways, Nico had to babysit this kid. He was the kid of a mom that Nico's friends was really good friends with. So Nico's like, dang, I got to do this, bro. And his mom's like, yeah, dude, you got to babysit this kid. Was Nico trying to do it? No. He also wasn't even being paid that much. Like, his mom's like, you're going to be paid $10, which, well, $10 is $10, but $10 for like five hours, bro, that's not very good. Like, that's like two bucks an hour, man. That's some, like, not even close to minimum wage type, but whatever, right? You know, Nico's like, I got to do this for my mom, basically. It's her friend's son. So Nico is driven over by his mom and has dropped off and Nico gets to the front door

of the kid that he has to babysit. We're just going to call him the Minecraft kid. It's not super clear right now, but you'll see pretty soon why I call him the Minecraft kid. So anyways, the Minecraft kid's mom gets to the door and she's like, oh, welcome in. I'm so happy you could do this. I'm sorry I was so last minute.

Thank you so much.

You and your mom are a lifesaver. She's like, oh, welcome in. I'm so happy you could do this. I'm sorry I was so last minute.

Like, thank you so much. Like, you and your mom are a lifesaver here. And Nico's like, yeah, don't worry about it. I got you. Like, where's your son? And she's like, oh, oh, he's upstairs. And all of a sudden you hear, oh, oh. like okay I'm not doing a really good job but just like kind of think of like the Minecraft zombie sound like that oh i don't know like last time i said

the zombie moaning but then that got really weird because you guys were weirdos in the

comments the zombie groaning okay is that better i don't even know

that's better zombie noises we're just going to say Minecraft zombie noises so you guys can't be

weird in my comment section god leave a like for uh one all the brain cells i'll lose during the

story but yeah he's like he hears kind of this zombie moaning noise this zombie zombie noise. And, you know, Nico's like,

kind of looks at, you know, the Minecraft kid's mom in a look of confusion. And the Minecraft

kid's mom is like, oh, yeah. So I got to explain this to you. And Nico for a split second was

thinking like, oh, is she going to explain that her son was bitten by a zombie from a secret CIA like project and that he's an actual real-life zombie.

And for that, she'll pay him $5 more to deal with him.

But no, she basically goes on to explain that, you know, her son, the Minecraft kid, has started to watch and play way too much Minecraft.

And he once died recently in Minecraft

to a zombie and ever since then he thinks that he is actually a zombie. Yeah, the Minecraft kid

thinks since he was like killed by a zombie in game that he has become a Minecraft zombie in real

life. But yeah, all he does, I mean, he basically is a zombie bro.. He's playing video games all day, 24-7, at 3 in the morning, at 3 in the afternoon. Minecraft every day. Look, Minecraft's a pretty good game, but don't be playing at 24 hours a day, bro. Yeah, but this kid basically is like, you hear more like Minecraft zombie noises. And the's like oh I'm sorry he might be a little

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