CRINGEY YOUTUBER APOLOGIES + IN LOVE WITH MY GAY BESTIE!?

Not Loveline

The Roost

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture

4.8 • 934 Ratings

🗓️ 18 August 2025

⏱️ 70 minutes

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The calls are IN!! Gotta take 'em all! This week on Not Loveline Trisha and Tana hear from some listeners in tough situations. How does one identify love bombing? How do you start dating again after your partner passes away? And what do you do if you start getting a little physical with your gay best friend? Is there something more to this or is it just cute platonic cuddle time??? All that and more on today's exciting episode! Thank you to our Sponsor: TINDER! Try the all new Tinder Double Date — because everything’s better with friends.https://open.tinder.com/9K8a/loveline Thank you to our Sponsor:RO! To see if you're covered for GLP-1s for free and find make the right health goals for your body go to https://ro.co/notloveline GET A SPICY BONUS EPISODE EVERY WEEK!!! Join us at:https://patreon.com/NotLovelineSponsor Not Loveline: https://public.liveread.io/media-kit/notlovelineEdited by @jimmywhetzel TIMESTAMPS: 0:00 LIVING TOGETHER, SET MAKEOVER, CHRISTMAS PHOTOSHOOT, DIABOLICAL PILLOW, HUGH HEFFNER 10:00 PL4YB0Y COVER18:50 CALL #1 I CUDDLED WITH MY GAY BESTIE25:00 TANA'S TOXIC TIPS, YOUTUBER APOLOGIES, 2019 38:00 TRISHA MARRYING BRAD PITT, CHRIS ANGEL 45:15 CALL #2 I'M NOT SOMEONE'S FAVORITE FRIEND 49:30 CALL #3 DATING AGAIN AFTER YOUR PARTNER PASSES AWAY56:10 CALL #4 GENUINE LOVE OR LOVE BOMBING? HELP! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Tart gave me that.
0:00.8	Sent you this to your birthday is diabolical.
0:03.0	They had it out for me.
0:05.2	People, like, oh yeah.
0:06.5	People, it was mass hysteria.
0:08.9	Like, people might as well have been in the street,
0:10.9	car alarm blaring, screaming like, like the purge
0:14.7	over Jacqueline Hills lipstick.
0:16.7	That was so crazy.
0:17.7	Hello.
0:38.8	Hi. We're taking calls today. We're going to take so many calls. It is great to see you. It is great to see you too, Trisha. Oh my God, we're just like, you know like when women like get to be 80 years old, right? Either they have a widowed or they're divorced or whatever and they're like, we're going to live together. There's a show. What is that show with old ladies that live together?
0:40.7	Grace and Frankie, I think.
0:54.6	I love Golden Girls. I've never seen Grace and Frankie. Well, we're kind of Golden Girls, which is crazy because Golden Girls were like in their 50s, which is like insane. I was like, wait. We're giving Golden Girls. We're giving Garrison Frankie. I never want anything to happen to Moses and Makoa, and I honestly do believe that they will outlive us.
0:55.9	Like, I'm being so honest.
0:54.6	But at the off chance, I never want anything to happen to Moses and Makoa, and I honestly do believe that they will outlive us.
0:55.9	Like, I'm being so honest. But at the off chance, and I don't even want to say that, just how fun would it be if we live together? We can live together with them, I guess, so we won't manifest there. Imagine our compound. Yeah, Maui. I'd be sickening. That would be sickening. One time we talked about that, I was like, I want to get a house and mile.
1:10.0	You're like, should we go in on one together?
1:11.2	I'm like, that's like a big commitment, but okay.
1:12.9	I would show my property with you. that compound there. One time we talked about that, I was like, I want to get a house and you're like, should we go in on one together? I'm like, that's like a big commitment,
1:12.3	but okay. I would show my property with you. I like, I trust you to my property with you. We would not up. Yeah, I would love it, but we just have such different lifestyles. Like, you're such a person, like you love people around and I'm like, so I don't want anyone around. That is true.
1:24.5	That is true.
1:25.1	I am like codependent.
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