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Cringey Kid Thinks He’s a Dog (STORYTIME)

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Connor Pugs

Comedy Fiction, Fiction

4.6632 Ratings

🗓️ 24 December 2022

⏱️ 20 minutes

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Cringey Kid Thinks He’s a Dog (STORYTIME)

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0:00.0

The five pound meal deal from McDonald's. Get a cheeseburger or mayo chicken, medium fries, four

0:05.8

McNuggets and a medium soft drink for guess what? That's right, five pounds. It's not called the

0:12.1

five pound meal deal for nothing. From 11 a.m. Not available on delivery. Carbinated soft drink upgrade

0:17.7

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0:27.2

We speak about the impact Y2K has had on women's body confidence and how Pamela has regained control.

0:33.0

The Dove Self-Esteen project is an amazing initiative supported by science-backed methodology to help us

0:38.7

improve our relationship with our bodies. To find more body confidence building exercises,

0:43.4

go to dove.com forward slash Y2K. That's Y2K spelled W.H.2K.

0:50.7

Dude, kids these days do a lot of crazy stuff, and this story is no different.

0:56.4

In today's story time, this kid in the subscriber's class actually thinks he's a dog.

1:01.9

Let's just jump right into it.

1:03.7

So we're going to call the subscriber who submitted this story, Adrian, right?

1:07.1

So let's just jump into it.

1:08.6

Adrian's in class one day.

1:10.5

And one day, this kid is class

1:12.6

who we're just going to call, we're going to call him Ben. Ben is the dog kid. No one knew this yet.

1:18.7

So I think, I don't know, Ben must have been on TikTok or something and saw like, oh, someone

1:23.7

said, you can become a dog if you want to you are a dog actually 95% of people in

1:30.4

united states are actually dogs like you know just standard ticot misinformation it's like where did

1:36.2

you get that statistic it's like literally up my butt that's why i found it and it's true but anyways right

1:40.9

so uh yeah one day this kid ben stands up in the middle of class and announces to everyone.

1:46.6

Everyone, I have an announcement to say. So obviously, if someone does this, like, you're going to, like, turn your head and see what they're saying, you want to pay attention, right?

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