cringey kid thinks he is RULER OF THIS WORLD (best stories to chill/sleep to)
Connor Pugs
Connor Pugs
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🗓️ 7 November 2025
⏱️ 224 minutes
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Connor Pugs tells a Storytime of the cringiest kid ever who actually thinks he is ruler of the world, and is super awkward and cringe. Try not to laugh at this super hilarious and very funny story!
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| 0:00.0 | Today we got a story time of a crazy furry couple that tries to stalk and harass the subscriber, |
| 0:06.7 | but ends up embarrassing themselves so incredibly hard on Zoom class that they completely drop out of the class. |
| 0:12.7 | Anyways, so this happened more or less kind of recently. And so Alex's class, they went back to school, |
| 0:18.4 | they weren't on Zoom class normally. But what would happen in about a week would there be a flu that went around? |
| 0:23.6 | So the school just told the kids to stay home for a couple days and take class on Zoom. |
| 0:27.6 | But before all that happened, Alex had the misfortune of crossing paths with the furry couple. |
| 0:33.6 | The first thing I want to say is like I know that some people who, you know, engage in the furry stuff, watch my videos and enjoy it. I just want to let you know that I have nothing necessarily against it. You can do whatever you want to do in your free time, and genuinely, I don't really see anything wrong with it. However, if you act like these people in the video, well, then that's where we start to draw a line of that there's actually something wrong with it. So anyways, Alex was minding his business one day. This is where it all started. And he was walking down the halls of his school. And he was walking down the halls of his school when he accidentally bumps into this kid. This kid's a little bit strange. He always wears the same green hoodie, not a Minecraft hoodie, by the way. He's not also a |
| 1:11.8 | Minecraft kid. You know, the last, you know, he wears, you know, this green hoodie, it's all, |
| 1:16.6 | I don't know, it's always stained and smudged up. He's got this very weird odor slash musk aroma that |
| 1:22.8 | always comes off of him, and it definitely wasn't intentional. He has this very bad kind of like crappy mustache. |
| 1:28.8 | Guys, if you're like a, if you're just like hitting puberty, don't grow out your mustache man. |
| 1:34.0 | It never looks good. Even now, like I'm like 20 or something. I'm about to be 21. I can grow like a |
| 1:39.6 | lot of facial hair. It doesn't look good. It doesn't look good. Facial hair looks good, but only |
| 1:44.3 | once fully formed. Anyways, this kid also had a little fur tail that he always kind of walked around in. |
| 1:50.2 | So Alex doesn't know this kid personally, but he accidentally bumps into him in the hallway. |
| 1:55.2 | And this kid, who we're going to call the furry boyfriend, was with the furry girlfriend, |
| 2:02.6 | and the furry boyfriend must have thought that, like, oh my God, like Alex bumped into me. He disrespected my honor in front of my girlfriend. I can't |
| 2:08.5 | let this stand. So he's like, excuse me. What did you just do? So Alex is like, no, bro. Sorry. Like, |
| 2:15.8 | I accidentally bumped into you my fault. |
| 2:18.0 | So Alex tries to do what every other normal person the situation would do. He just tries to walk away. I mean, what's the point of actually trying to start anything with the furry guy? Like, you already know that nothing good is going to come out of this. However, the furry guy was not going to let this go. He's like, bro, excuse me. |
| 2:35.2 | Like, you can't just let me. |
| 2:36.8 | You can't just bump into me and dis- However, the furry guy was not going to let this go. He's like, bro, excuse me. |
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